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Past: One Month Later ▹ September 28th
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Notification: Mischievous_Fox signed on.
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Another Theo moment today. I have tried to discourage him, but he just keeps trying and I take the bait every time. I keep telling him my name is not Babe, but does he listen? Nope!
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➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Hello to you too. I know what you need.
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➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Great. Now I'm blushing again. Good going. Why are you so purrrrrfect?
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
You're welcome and you know you love it. Don't go calling me perfect Mr. I'm far from that. Isn't beauty in the eye of the beholder?
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
😑 I can't see you, but that doesn't mean I don't know you're beautiful. Want to know why?
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Tell me. I'm all ears and I don't know how that's beautiful. You'd think lips and other things would be essential, but if you're into ears then by all means.
Stiles snorted and felt the tension leave his shoulders as he eased into his chair comfortably.
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
I was referring to who you are inside. Besides, it's not all about looks. It's about brains, not dicks. I thought we established that.
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Though I am not opposed to dicks, I love your brain. We did establish that a month ago.
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
You remembered. 😮
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
How could I forget? 😉
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
See what did I tell ya? Purrrrrfect.
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Oh stop. 🙂 So what food shall we make tonight?
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Anything you want. You choose. My brain is ready for the main course.
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Past: Six Months Later ▹ February 14th
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Notification: RIP_Curious_Cat has signed on.
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
So, I was thinking and there's something I'd like to ask you.
Notification: Mischievous_Fox has signed on.
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Oh? Do tell. I mean...ask away. 🙂
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Well, I was wondering if maybe you'd be my...be mine?
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Are you...wait, like date? Be yours, like date you?
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Yes. Be mine and be my Valentine?
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Holy shit! Hell yes. I mean heck yeah dude.
You're yours.
I mean I'm yours. So, boyfriend?
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Mhmm. If you want that. 😉
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Boy do I ever. You seriously made my day. ❤️
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Well, I'm glad because you made my year.
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
All right Mr. Overachiever one upperer.
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
😑 I don't think that's a word. Also, it's true and I'm just stating a fact.
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
I knoooooow. Why are you so amazing? So...
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Don't say it.
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Purrrrrrrrrfect . 😉😚
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
You're too much.
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Mmmmmaybe but we both know you can handle it. You did ask me to be your boyfriend.
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
This is true. Will I regret that?
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Probably guaranteed. Horrible taste really.
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Hmm. Nah. I'm purrrrrrfectly happy that you're you and you're mine.
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Ooooo. 😮 You did a cat thing. Do you actually purr?
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Maybe. One of these days you'll find out. Purrrrrrhaps. 😉
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Oh my god what have I done? Listen here Mr. Curious. You cannot steal my joke. What am I left with?
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
I think me using your joke is a small price to pay to have me. Worth it, don't you think?
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
Mighty fine opinion of yourself huh?
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
Only believe it because of you. 🙂
➭ Mischievous_Fox | 🦊
You're amazing. Never forget that. Happy Valentine's Day. ❤️
➭ RIP_Curious_Cat | 🐾
You're the zing to my amaze. Happy Valentine's Day. ❤️😚
Stiles sighed contentedly, his face aching in the best way from the giant grin on his face. He had a boyfriend, and it was perfect.
Derek smiled to himself, still feeling like he was dreaming because this didn't happen to him. Not to Derek Spencer Hale and yet it was happening, and he was powerless to resist.
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Mafia Mischief
FanfictionStiles and Derek both work for the United States government as FBI Special Agents. Stiles is based in Chicago and Derek is based in DC. The two meet in an online forum and begin a conversation in DMs that turns into a full-blown relationship. They'r...
