What times is it?
No idea.
Does anyone really, truly know?
No. Because the fricking clock's broken!
Of course they don't. Nobody knows anything.
You and I don't even know eachother, we're like strangers.
Sure, I've adjusted all of the game's settings to your exact specifications, but who hasn't?
It's just what I do, like a day job.
And now... the job is over.
There's no more information for me to gather. I've collected all the data on you that I can.
And I still don't really know you.
And you don't know me.
And neither of us know what time it is.
I guess some settings are just unsettable.
...but if I'm being totally honest, the clock doesn't do anything in the game anyway...
He knows. It's why he can barely set the time.
You won't have me here when the game starts next time, but that's okay.
This made Stanley sad.
Video games were meant to be played alone.
You like being alone, don't you?
That's maybe the only information I really learned about you.
Not really. Stanley doesn't like being lonely.
Well, it's time for me to leave.
Stanley's heart sank.
There is still one more setting that we need to adjust, but it may take a little time before I'm ready for that.
It's not really in my job description, but that's okay.
Perhaps you'll see me again, if you can find me.
Talk soon.
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Stanley is Sorry
FanficSPOILERS FOR THE STANLEY PARABLE: ULTRA DELUXE!! !!TW: SUICIDE!! Stanley gets bored one day, but he has no way of telling The Narrator that. So he just goes through a run to get to the Zending room to relax for a while and look at all the pretty col...
