As Stanley kept walking, he eventually found himself at a computer.
He sits himself down and... wait... That's the same text as that weird thing between all the loops!
Hello again.
It's nice to see you.
But it's terrible to learn that there will never be another Stanley Parable game.
Did you read what the developers said?? ''Preserve the integrity of the franchise''?!
What nonsense!
The Stanley Parable is not sacred, we do not need to protect it.
Screw the legacy! Let's keep making Stanley Parable games until the sun explodes!
Let's run this franchise into the ground, let's drag it through the mud and back.
And if people hate it? Who cares?
You see, that was the Narrator's problem. He was so obsessed with what people thought of his work.
Don't make his mistake. Don't cling to the legacy. Let it burn.
It's not hard. In fact, let me show you.
Together we are going to make The Stanley Parable 3.
It's simple, all we do is change the number in the game's title screen.
We also really need a really dumb subtitle for the game, something loud and gaudy.
Go ahead, try combining some random words together to make a new title for our game.
Um... Okay, what the hell is this?! He's been given weird random options to fill in. Who is this guy? He just chooses his choice and moves along.
The Stanley Parable 3: Stanley's Big Gun. It's absurd. I love it.
Every time you restart the game, we'll advance the number of the sequel by 1, and then we'll pick a new subtitle.
That way, The Stanley Parable will never end!
And nothing in the game itself will change when you do this, either.
Adding more content sounds like work, no need to do that.
It'll just be the same content, recycled again and again and again, with a new title screen!
What do you say? Should we go forward with this plan?
I like it, but I want you to have a say as well.
Um... Absolutely not! And! What is this about games, anyways?! This isn't a game! Stanley is a real person ! He is!
He then types in, Leave me alone.
...
What? How did you—
Everything cuts to black.
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Stanley is Sorry
FanfictionSPOILERS FOR THE STANLEY PARABLE: ULTRA DELUXE!! !!TW: SUICIDE!! Stanley gets bored one day, but he has no way of telling The Narrator that. So he just goes through a run to get to the Zending room to relax for a while and look at all the pretty col...
