Tommys clinic for supervillains

Summary

"W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?" The person managed to stammer out.

Siren snorted. "No. I'm just here to order some food.""Wh-What about him?" The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. "Did you- did you kidnap him?"

"I mean... yeah, let's go with that in case this ends up on the news," Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. "I kidnapped you, right?"

"Yeah, sure," Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. "Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?"

or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).