Run Rabbit Run (EverymanHybrid x reader ) (slow updates)

Dreams and Eating

"Well, here we are in the  cookies,cookies, cookies, and cookies aisle of, uh, our local supermarket and, uh, the reason we're here is I want to show you guys exactly what you shouldn't be eating"

Jeff held up this mouse toy with a heart in the middle of it and pressed it, holding it up to the camera as a somewhat robotic "I like you." Evan snorted, shaking his head as a smile made it;s way to his face."I like you!"

Evan placed his hand on the toy and moved it out of the view with a smile on his face, "This you shouldn't eat." He said, trying to hide the chuckle that escaped his throat. You were trying to stifle the giggles that were escaping your mouth. Evan looked over at you, "What's so funny Y/n?" He asked a small smirk making its way to his face.

"It's nothing Ev, don't worry about it."

"Ok, so should we review the footage that vinnie gave us for the second half of the intro?" Jeff asked, looking at the two of you. You and Evan both nodded as you peaked your head over Jeff's shoulder, looking at the footage as Jeff rewinded it. You hummed softly.

"What's going on, internet? This is Vinnie Everyman and today we're going to talk about dreams and how junk food can actually affect your dreams." Then the footage cut to you guys doing the first intro. You smiled and nodded your head. "That was pretty solid! He followed the script I gave him as well!" 

"So are we ready to continue on?"Jeff asked looking at both you and Evan, you nodded as you slipped into view, wearing a sweater that had Y/f/a on it. Evan was wearing a warm ivory color type of t-shirt, you were pretty sure the picture on the shirt was a monster but you didn't know what kind of monster.

New important thing unlocked! (Y/F/A= your favorite animal)

"Yep, I'm ready to continue, are you ready Y/n?" Evan said as he turned his head to look at you for your answer. You nodded as you had a grin on your face. "As ready as I'll ever be, let's do this!"

Jeff gave a thumbs up as he took a step back, angling the camera so you two were both in the shot. "Go."

"Alright, so, basically what we have here: Chips Ahoy, uhh, Nutter Butters, all that kind of stuff."

"Um.Eh-Newtons, actually not so bad, but eehh, not really my favorite–Oreos. Boy, that's fun."

"Um. I know these are awesome and they're delicious, but you really gotta watch out. You really shouldn't be eating this. There's a lot of other snack foods that you can eat and aren't horrible for you."

"I know we are talking about snack food, but soda can be the same thing. They all are very delicious and addicting but they aren't good for your physical health." You butted in looking at the camera. "I would know, I struggled when it came to drinking water, I would mainly drink soda since when I was young I was able to just constantly buy them." You explained as you glanced slightly over at Evan. He smiled softly at you.

"Yeah, what Y/n said, Soda is alright maybe once or twice a week, you shouldn't be having them every single day."Evan said, agreeing with your words. He turned to look at the isles of snack food that were on the shelves.

"But, back on track, we are going to show you the snack foods that actually aren't horrible for you next." Evan lifted his arm as he pointed over to the other side of the isle. Jeff cut the camera as he chuckled at what Evan did. "Why did you do that?" Jeff questioned as the three of you were now walking to the more healthy isle of snack foods.

Evan shrugged as he had a smile on his lips, "I have no idea. We can just use that as a transition motion."He said as he looked at you. You were scribbling something down into the journal you had brought with you here to the supermarket. Evan had asked you what you were writing down on it but you had just said it was some private stuff, so he didn't really push it. Soon you guys turned the corner and you were in the isle you guys needed to be in

Evan walked up to get into the camera shot as Jeff held the camera back up, turning the recording button on so now you guys were filming.

"Alright, so, here's our first example of actually good food that is, uhh, good for ya, and actually tastes pretty good." Jeff turned the camera so he was filming a rack that had an assortment of nuts.

"So here we go. We got a different assortment of nuts, umm, dried fruit like pineapple, mango, uhh, cranberries, cherries, apricots, all kinds of stuff here." Evan explained as he pointed at the dried fruit that were sealed in bags. You watched them as you put your journal back in your little satchel that you had decided to bring with you. It was an honestly short notice grab.

"Now, what you can do with all this- can make a really nice trail mix." Evan said as he turned his head to look at the camera, Jeff slightly walked around him to get a better angle so the camera could get a better look at the rack and Evan's face.  "And, uh, basically, you have a lot o' good foods in one little thing that's not only good for you but it-it's like....funny- like you know you're sittin' in front of the Tv."

"And you don't necessarily want to eat something, you just kinda wanna nosh on chips and stuff. Bam! You got trail mix." Evan continued as he pointed to the bags of assorted fruits and nuts. "That's a better...substitute, as you could say." He stumbled a bit on his words as he tried to find the actual correct words to say to try and get his point more across. But in the end he made it work as he quickly turned himself around and pointed over towards the other part of the isle which had a bunch of healthier kinds of chips and cookies.

"Plus, we got all kinds of things over here! Cookies, uhh, chips, all kinds of crap. Uhm.." Evan was looking around the isle, trying to find something else to talk about, he turned around and noticed a small part of the shelf having some baby food? You thought it was? You really couldn't tell and if it had been baby food why the hell was it next to the fuckin tomatoe sauce jars. It made no sense to you at all.

"That doesn't look very good-" Jeff let out a laugh as Evan chuckled nervously, Jeff pointed the camera over to look at what Evan had been talking about. "But all this stuff. You know what I mean?"

"H-hit this stuff up instead- instead of the horrible....saturated fat crap that you guys eat in the..chips aisle.." Evan's face slightly scrunched up as he talked about the chips and cookies that had a lot of bad chemicals and saturated stuff in them. You hummed, nodding your head in agreement. That shit was really bad for your body.

"Try this stuff out!" Evan motioned to point at the more healthier versions of the chips and stuff."Now, be careful. Just 'cause it says it's 'natural' doesn't mean that you should just go crazy with it and just eat as much as you want, alright?" He spoke as he turned to look at the camera. You snuck behind him and you were making little faces and pretending to be chomping down on something, Jeff covered his mouth with his free hands as he tried to not laugh.

Evan raised an eyebrow and turned around, you stopped what you had been doing and placed your hands behind your back, lifting up your head as you whistled, trying to act as innocent as you possibly could. Evan looked at you with a confused expression before shaking his head and chuckling. "Jesus christ Y/n.."He said under his breath.

He looked back up at the camera, "Anyway. It's still food, it'll still make you fat if you eat a shitload of it, so watch yourself." He said as he pointed a finger at the camera. "But still, keep this stuff in mind." He said as he gave a quick nod. He gave a wide smile at the camera. You rushed up behind him and jumped, Evan let out a loud gasp as his eyes widened.

Jeff quickly cut the camera, the last thing the film had caught was you with a big happy smile on your face as you had your hands sprawled upwards and Evan with wide eyes starting to turn his head around to react to your sudden movement.

A/n: I actually am going to cut this chapter into two parts. Since I kinda liked how this had already been going, so the next chapter will be the continuation of this one and probably leading into the whole second half with the dream stuff! So look forward to that! Chapter's are gonna be building back up and I'll be at a better type of speed when it comes to sending these out to y'all! So be on the lookout for the next chapter! See yall next time, don't forget to comment, vote and heck even add this book to your library or a playlist! Bye guys! ^^