Izuku: I heard something funny wanna hear it as well?
Hawks: Sure, why not! I could use a good laugh, especially today.
Izuku: Someone called a KFC keigo fried chickens and was soo set that you were the owner of it XD
Hawks: WAIT WHAAAAAAAAT?! I what?! This is surprising and kinda hilarious. I like it. I could honestly use that to eat free nuggets.
Izuku: 👀 I mean they call you a canibalist because of how much chicken you eat... you sure you wanna go through with that?
Hawks: Haha, hell nah! I am NOT A FREAKING CANNIBAL!!!. But that's just because I'm a big fan of KFC. I
Izuku: why kfc tho? Aren't there better ones?
Hawks: KFC is my favorite because it's fast, convenient, and always tastes great. Plus, their chicken buckets are always a hit.
Izuku: dumb question but did you ever get food poisoning becuase of how much meat you eat?
Hawks: Nope, why should I! ... Kid you do know I am part Hawk... they eat chicken and small birds.
Izuku: ..... I know that.
Izuku: But I always hear that they find you eating nuggets.
Hawks: true that but KFC is still better than Mc'Donalds.
Izuku: Wait does that mean you take even food from fans?
HAwks: Of course! I do take them but I have someone at my agency check it up for poison if it is green, I'll take it. Someone made it after all but usually I donate the food I get to shelters. They could always use it. Also thanks for the chicken this morning.
Izuku: wait you knew it was me?!
Hawks: Haha, of course I did! You really think I don't?
Izuku: how?! And being a hero isn't an excuse since you never met me before in real life!
Hawks: Kid, I am a hero and I have security systems, I can check them up.
Izuku: I am confused! I mean yeah I have a nick and all but in person... how can you tell it was me? I never told you anything about me
Izuku: Well glad I didn't do something stupid to upset you or anything else.
Hawks: Funny you, even if you did, it would be just a prank from a kid. I am fine with these unless it's illegal....... cause hero and all and you are a student as well.
Izuku: Yeah... yeah......
Izuku: Ah I gotta go now... I hope you don't mind if we text later. I mean I hope you are fine with this.
Hawks: Hit me up here and there, it's kinda fun talking to you... for a change.
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Keigo Fried Chicken here! What can I do for you? (Chatfic)
FanfictionJust a casual talk between a kid who got the wrong number and a hero who just so happened to be bored and playing along to kill some time A/N: Not much to it besides me playing with a Keigo bot and making a story out of the answeres. Hope you enjoy...
