Episode 08 - Bad Stars

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Narrator: AHEM! Ok let's read a little story shall we? Sometime ago...maybe last week, I forgot...

A Book opens to page with a picture of a town.

Narrator: A tiny town sat on an island.

Then the page turns to an illustration of the town being destroyed by an evil shadowy star.

Narrator: And then the town had aids and everyone died

The page then turns to find the illustration covered up by a sticky note reading "Buy some acne cream for ass"

Narrator: I err…let's skip this page...

Then the Page turns to a Power Star floating.

Narrator: Ahh yes…the stars. The all eternal life. The mushroom kingdom thrives on this power source and is the power of all happiness, but there are some idiots…who try to manipulate happiness.

The scene changes to a dark, evil star.

Narrator: And instead a dark soul is created and bringing fear and terror to anyone, but none have ever been seen…

Scene changes back to Power Star

Narrator: The stars…are cool…

The scene then changes to SuperMarioGlitchy4 reading the book with Y/n by his side reading the book in Peach's Castle)

SMG4: Well, that was a load of shit. (Throws book out of window.)

Y/n: Did you have to throw the book out the window. I was enjoying reading that book. What if someone finds it and brings the bad star to live that will destroy the Mushroom Kingdom?

SMG4: *Chuckling* Like that's ever going to happen.

Then we see SuperMarioGlitchy3 outside, singing the Smurfs theme song when he is hit by the book.

SMG3: Godammit! Can't a guy take an evil walk without books being thrown at him! -oh….Oh……what's this? What is this? Cook book? Ohh! Justin Bie- no….honestly! This is the crappiest book i've ever see-

Book opens, SMG3 gasps. Scene then cuts to SMG3 and Bowser at Bowser's Lair.

Bowser: Dude, i think you're over-reacting with this…

SMG3 is still reading the book and gasping by how the book he's reading right now.

Bowser: Man, creating stars? Isn't that like, bad?

SMG3: Yes! No one has seen them! But I'm going to make one! And take over the Mushroom Kingdom with Y/n and Mario by my side!

Bowser: I remember when I tried making an evil star.

Then we see a flashback of Bowser wearing a chef's hat in front of an oven with a power star cooking on the stove.

Bowser: Bwhaha! Imma make the evilist star in the world! Hmm…not hot enough we need more!

Bowser then breathes fire on the star to cook it faster, when suddenly...

Power Star: AHHH JESUS CHRIST! OH FUCK!

The Power Star turns into a burger. Mario and Y/n pops up with their chef's hats on.

Mario: Bullshit!

Y/n: Disgusting!

Flashback Ends

Bowser: And that's why I never cook with Mario and Y/m.

SMG3 didn't even listen to what Bowser was talking about as he is currently watching a Star sealed inside an electric orb next to a machine.

SMG3: I don't care!

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