Episode 15 - Can Ganondorf Come Out to Play?

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Location: The Castle Grounds - Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

It was another beautiful day here at the Mushroom Kingdom as we see Mario and Y/n heading back home to the castle after Mario got arrested by the police because he's been humping plates of spaghetti for the 2135th time and has recieved the 2135th restraining order today and Y/n always had to bail him out of jail for humping spaghetti again and he always tried to find ways to make him stop doing that in public and someday he'll soon realize his mistakes for doing such a nasty thing like that to a plate of pasta instead of just eating it like normal people.

Mario: Mama F***er! Mama F***er! Mama F***er! Mama F***er! Mama F***er! Stupid dude, calling the police on me when i just wanted to hump that sweet spaghetti...dammit! Now that's the 2135th restraining order today!

Y/n: Maybe you shouldn't hump so much spaghetti in public then maybe you'll stop getting arrested a whole big leafpile of restraining orders. I think you stop humping plates of spaghetti. It's making everybody feel uncomfortable when you do that.

Mario: Sorry I just can't help myself. I think you should go get a girlfriend since you're a cool bro to hang out with.

Y/n: Whatever. I'm in the mood play some Fortnite. You up for a couple of rounds on Fortnite?

Mario: Oh yeah, I could go for some Fortnite today. Let's do it.

The two of them head inside the castle to go play some Fortnite to get their mind off of what happened today, but what they don't know is that the Princess was kidnapped once again.

Mario: Honey We're home! Holy frick, Jesus what a day we've both had! (Looks Down) Hmmm?

A note from an unknown person depicts a crudely drawn face along with: I have stolen yo gurl

Mario: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Y/n: WHAT AGAIN?! THIS IS THE 9000TH TIME THIS HAPPENED?! *Groans* Let's go rescue her again so we can Fortnite.

Mario: Alright then, let's get to Bowser's Castle then.

So then, the two of them head over to Bowser's castle to rescue the princess so that they can go save Peach once again.

Location: Bowser's Castle - The Dark Lands

In Bowser's castle, where the Koopa King and his minions exercises while Stayin' Alive plays in the background.

Bowser: And up and right and up and down! Let's go minions! Move those puny legs!

Then Y/n and Mario crashes through the ceiling to make an entrance to confront Bowser, but bwere surprised to see him and his minions exercising.

Bowser: AAAAAAAAAHHHH! Uh, I can explain...

Mario: Heeeey bowser, what'ssss upppp...

Y/n: Yeah, what's hopping at the gates. (Means: He's asking Bowser what he's doing right now and how his day is going so far today)

Bowser: Oh i'm great! Just exercising. Oh yeah! I bought some new gucci flip flops.

Y/n: Gucci Flip-Flops huh? Damn...that's cool.

Mario: I DON'T GIVE A SHIIIIIIIIIIT! Can we have Peach back?...

Y/n: Can we have her back please? We want to go play some Fortnite when we get her back home.

Bowser: Peach? I was gonna show her my new flip flops today but I couldn't find her.

Y/n: Is that so? Hmmm....let's try to find her somewhere else so we can go play Fortnite tonight in my room.

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