Episode 12 - Tubbie TV

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The chapter begins with a shot of the outside of Mario's House. We cut over to Mario inside the house, who is minding his own business, singing the Super Mario Bros. theme song while Y/n is playing on his 3DS system.

Mario: (sings the Super Mario Bros. theme)

Y/n: Aw, sweet. I got captured another shiny Pokemon!

Then we cut to the outside of the house, where the Teletubbies are walking towards the house, carrying weapons.

Inside, Mario and Y/n are now watching clips of him and Po dancing on TV. Suddenly, the Teletubbies burst through the ceiling and walls, firing guns everywhere and shouting unintelligibly. Dipsy hits Y/n and Mario with a crowbar, and the scene cuts to Mario and Y/n tied up and being held at gunpoint. Po walks up to the TV, showing Ness flailing wildly, wielding a harpoon.

Po: STUPID, STUPID! (Throws harpoon at TV, breaking it and causing it to go to snow)

Mario (Offscreen): Hey!

Y/n: We were watching that!

The Sun Baby appears on the TV, and the Teletubbies theme begins playing.

Teletubbies: (repeatedly) Yaaay!

Mario: No... no... NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Y/n: I actually don't mind watching, Teletubbies. This should be fun.

Camera zooms in on TV. Mario screams, and the scene cuts to Teletubbyland.

Lady (Offscreen): Over the hills and far away...

Then we cut to two Dipsies sitting at a table. Po leaps towards them swinging a crowbar, causing the table to explode and sending them flying.

Lady Narrator (Offscreen): ...Teletubbies come to play.

Then some Teletubbies dancing, then to Tinky Winky driving a tank. A speaker comes up from the ground.

Teletubbies Narrator (on speaker): Time for Teletubbies! Time for Teletubbies! Time for- (Gets run over by a tank driven by Tinky Winky)

Teletubbies Narrator: Tinky Winky!

Tinky Winky: Tinky Winky!

Then they cut to Dipsy wearing a hat and smoking weed.

Teletubbies Narrator: Dipsy!

Dipsy: (holding up a gun) Dipsy!

Cut to Laa Laa with a Shy Guy on her head.

Teletubbies Narrator: Laa Laa!

Laa Laa: Laa Laa!

Po is shown holding a bazooka in front of some burning buildings.

Teletubbies Narrator: Po!

Music stops briefly, and Po walks up to the camera. The music continues as Po screams angrily while jumping around.

Po: (screaming)

Teletubbies Narrator: And Y/n-tubbie!

Then we see a F/c Teletubbie that is relaxing and sipping a cup of tea while playing some games on his 3DS.

Y/n: Ello govna!

Y/n: Look, Mario! That teletubby looks like me!

Mario: (Looks at the F/c teletubbie before looking back at Y/n) Hmmm...I don't see the resemblance.

Teletubbies Narrator: Teletubbies! (Tinky Winky is blowing other Teletubbies up with his tank)

Teletubbies: Teletubbies!

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