Episode 10 - Mario and Y/n's Spagheti Delivary

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Location: Peach's Castle - The Mushroom Kingdom

It was another normal day at the castle as Mario is eating/dancing on spaghetti and speaks gibberish while Y/n is sitting down, playing on his Nintendo DS.

Mario: Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo!

Apparently, Mario's constant spaghetti dancing is pissing toad off really bad.

Toad: You stupid... Bitch !

Mario is still dancing until Peach falls from the ceiling with a menacing aura.

Peach: (With a deep voice) Mario!!!

Mario: (While derping) Ooh! Very Scary 

Y/n: Oh great. She's here. What is it now, Peach. I told you; I already paid my rent for the month.

Peach: (With a calmer voice) Help me!

Mario: Shit!

Y/n: Oh no. This is not gonna go well.

Peach then starts explaining to both Y/n and Mario that the Mushroom Kingdom is under a serious tight budget and they need to collect more money for her to avoid serious debt, but Mario doesn't give a crap about helping her out. Y/n also doesn't agree with her, but to avoid getting kicked out from the castle, he has to do it in order to keep her from going all ape shit on them. 

Mario: Oh no! (He moves towards her) Princess Peach... bro... I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

He explodes and then continues eating spaghetti and singing.

Peach: (She's sad) I don't know why!

Peach has an idea; she steals Mario's Spaghetti and uses it as an idea for Mario and Y/n to start a Spaghetti Delivery Service to earn some money to pay off the debt.

Mario: (Mario gets angry) Oh hell no! We don't have any spaghetti to sell!

Y/n: Yeah, and it's probably gonna cost extra to get the ingredients to make spaghetti and sell them for a profit.

Mario: Yeah, what he said.

Luigi is in the background, opening the door that leads to Cool Cool Mountain. A huge amount of spaghetti overflows from this room, as well as Toadsworth wearing a dress.

Y/n: Mario! Did you stuff my room with spaghetti again! *Groans* Oh well, I guess we have no choice bit to sell spaghetti, Mario. We better get a move on.

Mario cries and run out from the castle while Y/n gets his stuff ready for the mission to collect some money by selling spaghetti.

Peach: (Wearing sunglasses) Bitch!

Then we see Y/n and Mario drive a van with the words "Mario and Y/n's spageti delivary" written on the side. The car also has mustache and a red hat on it as they are on their way to start selling spaghetti.

(The intro music from Super Mario Galaxy can be heard, we think that this song is only heard by us viewers, but this is an intradiegetic music)

Mario: (Mario is angry and throws a radio out of the van) Shut the fuck up!

The music still continues to play. Mario fires at the radio and the music stops playing. Then Mario's phone started ringing as he picks up and answers his phone in anger.

Mario: (he picks up his phone angrily) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!? (Click!) (Mario calms down) Hello?

Y/n: Mario. How about I do the phone calls and you do the driving.

Mario: Okie Dokie.

Mario keeps then driving while his GPS talks to them.

GPS: WAAAZZZZZAAAAA!!!

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