Chapter 3-Adopting a Dumbass

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Hey so this is where MY DAMN CHIPOTLE ends so from now on its my og work. Enjoy!


Y/N POV:

I woke up in a really musty crusty dusty rodent-filled bed, "WHERE IS MY QUESADILLA?!" I screamed. How DARE HE TAKE AWAY MY PRECIOUS UWU CHIPOTLE-

???'s POV:

What is Chipotle-? That's what went through my mind as I heard this actual insane girl speak.

"I- what is that?"

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING CHIPOTLE IS???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This girl was insane.

"And why does it look so weird in here. I mean-" she went closer to one of my certificates, "Whats an Hashira? Is that a new restaurant?"

What. Did. She. Just. Say.

My dark side took over, "LISTEN YOU LITTLE [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP] JUST BECAUSE U R FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL DOES NOT AND I REPEAT NOT MEAN U CAN INSULT HASHIRAS LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What do you mean?" the girl said, "If i say its a restaurant then u should be glad-" "SHUT UP U [BLEEP] MONKEY!"

Y/N's POV:

Well, this guy was passionate. I got up, "Well, what is this place. Who- are you? I still need food u know u took away my damn chipotle-" The guy sighed, "Tengen," and looked at the paper sadly, "I used to be special."

"Used to?" I figured if I could get this really depressed emo guy to start talking, I could somehow sneak out and craft a nether portal. Of course, if this place isn't poor or-

He suddenly took off his jacket that literally blinded my eyes, "BUT NOW-"

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