CHIPOTLE GONE WRONG (A demon slayer and minecraft crackfic)

Chapter 6-The WHAT form?!

Tengen's POV:

No..this was wrong.

The horny breathing form? What the hell was that supposed to mean? "What's it say?" Rengoku said, "Can you hurry?" "SHUT UP!" I screamed. Out of the corner, I saw Y/N, "I- nobody else can take the form. Only she can." "No shit sherlock," Rengoku interrupted, "But what will you need it for?" I death-stared him. They called me stupid, but how was this guy STILL a hashira? "Um, demons? Obviously." "No, I mean what kind of demons?"

"What are these so-called 'demons'?" Y/N asked, "All i wanted was chipotle. Can you get me out of here please, for the fucking last time" "I would, EXCEPT NOW THAT YOU'RE IN A FORMER HASHIRAS HOME U HAVE TO DEFEAT UR TYPE OF DEMON BEFORE U CAN GO!!!!!!"

Authors note: ik there rly isnt "types" of demons in demon slayer, but for this crackfics sake, there is. This demon is from minecraft, to satisfy my minecraft cravings

I looked at it again. Wait. This wasn't right, again.

"The..Ender Dragon-?" I said aloud. "The fuck is an Ender Dragon?" Rengoku and Y/N exclaimed at the exact same time, as if I did know what that meant. It was weird. Usually it said "Hand Demon" or whatever demon it was, and if it was a 12 kizuki or not. However, there was another thing, "Reincarnation of Muzan." "Only thing that can defeat it is Horny Breathing Style," I started. Rengoku added on, "And we've already mastered a breathing style...but we could add more, right? I mean, you mastered mind-reading too after retiring from the Hashiras." Rengoku could be really dumb sometimes, "I SAID BREATHING STYLES DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!"

Y/N's POV:

Tengen and Orange Carrot guy turned to me. I still had no idea what was going on, and my hunger didn't help. All I wanted was chipotle, and here I was, in a "Hashira's" house, whatever that meant.

"Y/N," Orange Carrot guy began, "You're our only hope." "For what?" "For defeating the ENDER DRAGON you little-" I held up a hand, "Ender Dragon-?". It felt oddly familiar, like I've heard it while gaming or something. And this was the 20th century, so how did they know what it meant?

Then, a roar came, so loud that I don't know how I haven't gone deaf yet.

Tengen looked worried, "Uh, Rengoku, I think we're gonna have to speedrun this." Rengoku. I noted it down in my head. It was getting tiring calling him Orange Carrot guy anyway. Rengoku sighed and looked towards me, "We don't have much time. At this rate, it's only a day or two until we have to defeat him. Or else he'll barge into this estate and kill us all," he looked at his hands, "Well, not me, obviously. But you and Tengen are gonna be dead if we don't get into wherever he lives!" "Are there multiples?" Tengen inquired worriedly, "I'm not trying to be rude here, but Y/N doesn't really look that fit to um..you know. Defeat multiple Ender Dragons. Hell, we don't even know what we look like!"

I gave him a death stare, "Call me not fit one more time and I'll beat your ass up and not help you in defeating this so-called Ender Dragon, you hear me?"

Tengen continued, "Goddamn it, Rengoku, do you have an extra place to put my, not to brag, shiny, NOT EMO** outfits? I know you're jealous because they slay but-"

"Tengen, they don't slay."

insert crickets chirping here

I couldn't help but stiffle a laugh. Red and green nail polish? No wonder he got kicked out of the "Hashiras"!

All 3 of us looked at each other together, "I'm gonna be a failure to the Hashiras if I don't defeat the Ender Dragon soon," Rengoku murmered. "MY BOOTIFUL SLAY YASSIFIED WARDROBE WILL GET DESTROYED IF WE DONT DEFEAT THE ENDER DRAGON!" Tengen screamed. "And I won't get to have my chipotle," I said sadly, "I came here just for my quesadilla..."

"Then there's only one choice left," Tengen started. And Rengoku finished it for him, "SPEEDRUN Y/N'S TRAINING!!!"