CHIPOTLE GONE WRONG (A demon slayer and minecraft crackfic)

Chapter 24-EPILOGUE FROM THE SLAY YASSIFIER MEEE

1 year later

Y/N's POV:

Well.

You probably wondered what happened to me after that big fight all those months ago.

Well, first of all, I am still kind of horny, still kind of friends with Siege, and SORTA got over my addiction for Chipotle. My new addiction is Starbucks (MMMM THEIR DRINKS ARE CHEFS KISS), and I STILL hate Karens :D

But let's back-track a bit, back to when I was still obsessed with Chipotle. The Monday after I arrived back into my "real" world, I was sitting in class when the teacher was like, "Ok so, what did you guys do during Spring Break- Y/N WHY THE HELL R U STILL EATING YOUR BURRITO"

I wonder if he knows that he looks like a cringe anime furry gacha kid while doing that.

Anyway, for once, I was not a shy uwu kid and I stood up, "You can't tell me what to do. YOU'VE had no idea what I've been through!"

"oooooooOOOOOOooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHH" everybody said, which is actually fucking annoying. Like seriously. SHUT UP-

I told (well, almost) the entire story, although I didn't mention the part that I could still travel back to the Demon Slayer x Minecraft world with the Elytra I got.

And NO I did not get famous cry cry. BUT, I mean, if you count the entire school..or the county...or basically, the country (shh dont tell them im lying!) then yeah, I guess I was!

At least my reputation went from Chipotle-Addicted Dumbass to Cool Irl Minecraft Character, which you do have to admit, it's a pretty cool nickname. WAY better than Y/N.

NO I did not forget about the Demon Slayer x Minecraft world. I go there all the time! And there were...um, very interesting people there-

Basically a whole summary of the rest of the "Hashira" group in a nutshell, because they're fucking weird:

Shinobu: The "kind" person, and rly boring. Ew.

Mitsuri: Her literal whole personality is being a girl. I'm not trans or anything, but COME ON- dial it down a little Mitsuri! Also complete bs

Muichiro: Personal favorite, because she never talks. I don't think I've ever yelled "shut the fuck up" to her cause she's really noice :D quiet and a 100000000000000000000/10

Obanai: Also quiet but creepy. Not much to say about him.

Gyomei: Depressed emo buff dude. And I thought I was emo!

Sanemi: ...idk

But hanging out with Siege, Nezuko, and even some of the former demons is the absolute best! We get drunk- I MEAN we have fights and see who's the champion of us all.

What, you think I forgot my Horny Breathing Style? YOU WISH!!! I'm still a god at it, and I'm not giving it up anytime soon.

So...I mean, that's it. Ig I can keep updating you on living a double life, but none of my sugar daddies figured about it yet, so guess I'm lucky. Also, living a double life gets really busy sometimes, so...

Yeah, that's it! And, since I know I'm famous and all insert nail polish emoji you can get my autograph from me, Y/N [insert ur last name ig idrk]!

Where? Isn't it obvious by now? At your local Chipotle and Starbucks!

Signing off for now,

~Y/N~

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And with that, this crackfic era comes to an end

ik u guys r sick of me saying this, but TYSSMMMMMMMMMMM

its not rly a big crackfic, but this is the one that made me become closer with maiya, and thats just one of many reasons u made this seem sm more special to me than it rly is! u guys apparently also made this crackfic famous at winkler, and i am so happy for all of u reading this

grateful for all the memories u guys gave me while writing this crackfic, and i cant express how much i ly all so sooo much

also i learnt that i drag stories wayy to long lmao like srsly im on the 26th part of a freaking CRACKFIC.

and yea i dont think its a just a continuation of "MY DAMN CHIPOTLE" uwu anymore lmao

anyway, may or may not make more stories on this account. its pretty much dying

love ya guys <3

-Deetya