CHIPOTLE GONE WRONG (A demon slayer and minecraft crackfic)

Chapter 5-THE TRUTH :OOOOOOOO

Tengen's POV:

Rengoku? What was he doing here?!

Well, I couldn't worry too much. I already had my clothing style to worry about. "Tengen, you look really-" he looked at me. "Yes?" I was bracing for the many insults that would come at me.

"Emo.""

HOLY SHIT, I WASNT EXPECTING THAT.

E m o t i o n a l D a m a g e.

Rengoku turned around, "Whos that?" and pointed at the girl. That's right. Who was she? I showed her my precious hashira certificate and wardrobe and I dont even know her name! "Uh- girl, whats your name?"

She looked at both of us skeptically, then said quietly, "Y/N" (so AGAIN, to all u noobs, insert ur name here :D)

Rengoku stared, "Y/N..." he muttered. My damn mind-reading power kicked in (bcuz idk how to control it bcuz im a noob) and this time, it was shining green. A sure sign of someone remembering something. Light green was a good memory, dark green was bad. But i couldnt tell. "You good?" I asked.

Rengoku looked back and forth, then he whispered something to both of us, as if we werent the literal only 2 ppl there. Unless he got a new power to which he could see ghosts.

What he said changed my view on Y/N forever.

Y/N's POV:

The only 2 words I heard from the guys voice was "hashira" and "destined," but i knew it was something important. How did i even get here?

Orange-haired guy ruffled his papers and looked at me, "Not to worry, it might've just been a mistake. I dont rly know how to read and write that well..." he motioned me and Tengen over. As I tried to read over, I realized one problem.

Problem #1: I didnt know Japanese.

"YOURE JAPANESE?! I shouted. Both Tengen and orange carrot stared at me, "Yes-? This is Japan-?"

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, I WAS IN JAPAN?!?!?!?!?!?!

"Yes-" Orange Carrot guy said. I felt like I was going fucking insane. "You're speaking Japanese too-?" Wait, I was?

Orange Carrot guy turned towards Tengen, "See, I told you this Y/N girl is going insane (if ur not a girl just pretend u r for this story), if we dont train her now, she'll get worse and worse. And eventually, in the worst case scenario-" "I know, I know," Tengen sighed, "She'll turn into a demon." "Yeah. And you know how that turned out for Nezuko," Orange Carrot guy looked at me, "But first, we need to figure out your breathing style."

I needed to process all of this shit right now, "What do you mean, breathing style?"

Rengoku's POV:

Y/N, or whatever else her name was, was actually fucking stupid. What do you mean, breathing style?. She has the privilege to come into Tengen's house and not know what something as simple as BREATHING STYLES were?

"Rengoku, calm down," Tengen said, patting my back. "You know i literally just got her here bcuz she was falling from the sky right? I dont like her or anything."

"Wow." Y/N muttered, "SO motivating." "SHUT UP Y/N!" I yelled. Then I ruffled the papers and realized my reading is absolute shit cue sad backstory yayayayaya and i handed it over to Tengen, "Here, you can read better than me. What's it say for Y/N?" Tengen looked over, "Y/N can read better than us you know. She's from the 21st century." "WHAAAAAAAAAAA-" I couldnt believe what I was hearing. So THATS why Tengen brought this girl over to our house, she was from the future!

"I- what is so special about me," Y/N asked, "And dont you remember that i cant read Japanese?" "But you're speaking-" "I SAID READ DUMBASS!!!" I snatched the paper, trying my best not to crumple it up and set it on fire, "THATS WHY I SAID YOU READ, TENGEN!" "GODDAMN IT, I'LL READ, JEEZUS!"