Tanjiro's POV:
Alright, first off, I FINALLY FUCKING GET A POV HERE
LETS GOOOOOOO
I mean, why'd the damn author wait 21 chapters to add me?! (ouch-) I'M THE FUCKING MAIN CHARACTER (tanjiro no profanity here pls)
Anyway, hiding in the void, I looked down to find Zenitsu getting electrocuted and in his place...
Wait, MUZAN?!
What was MUZAN doing here?!
Enmu then spawned right in front of him, and I knew shit was about to get fucked up.
"GUYS!" I yelled, "WHY THE HELL IS MUZAN HERE?!" they must have done some serious damage for HIM to come.
Enmu's POV:
OMG MY WAIFU IS HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Muzan then looked me in the eye, "Ah, this mf is here again," I heard him mutter, although I'm too much of a dumbass to know what "mf" meant. I'm gay!
He levitated towards me, and I think I heard this guy in a roblox logo start singing "Levitating." "SHUT UP!" I screamed, "MY WAIFU IS HERE!"
The rest of them were all paralyzed. Good for them.
"You wanna die kid-?" I heard him whisper in my ear. This was my dream! To die by my idol, MUZAN~CHAN!!!!!!
(enmu the fuck is wrong with u even im cringing)
"Yeah, I wanna die!" I said enthustiacally. (spelling it wrong on purpose dont U FUCKING CORRECT ME HELENA-)
"You want me to muurder you?" he said in that hot daddy voice.
"Oh just fucking end me!"
"Cut off your head and bleeeeeeeeeeeeed you out?"
"Bleed me like a-" what was a good anology?
"Like a what?"
"Bleed me like that shy uwu kid over there!"
"SHUT UP IM ONLY UWU FOR CHIPOTLE NOT YOU-"
"Hang you on a meat hook?"
"Oh god, yeah daddy yeah~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"
Then he killed me, and now I can say with a fact, BEST DEATH EVER!!!!!!!
Nezuko's POV:
I turned towards this man. Ok so, I thought, he just killed that creepy dude. Maybe- he turned nice! Maybe he wasn't as bad since that time he turned me into a FUCKING DEMON!!!!!!
He looked at Y/N, Siege, Inosuke, and the weird guy who was doing TTD3 dances, "Now..who shall I kill first?" and then targeted the weird guy, "Why not save the best for last?" and he looked evily at Y/N.
I was HANGRY AT THIS BITCH! HE DARE CALL THE FAT-ASS CHIPOTLE UWU GIRL BETTER THAN ME, NEZUKO KAMADO?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He then seized me and Siege, pushed off Inosuke off the End Lands, and then he got to Y/N..oh no.
Yup, we were gonna die
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guys this is just a filler chapter, next chapter is when it all happens. damn i've been waiting to write this for 3 weeks now, and after this, couple more aftermath chapters and its done! hopefully this will be the first wattpad story/crackfic to ever be completed
alright, continue!
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Y/N's POV:
Suddenly, the musty crusty emo dude approached me, and in that moment, I thought of all the things I have done.
I sacrificed my chipotle
I went through brutal training
I made new friends! (and lost them)
And I just..I suffered a lot.
The point is, I was NOT going to let this emo dude take away my life, my chipotle, my- uh, idrk. But he's not taking away my life, not today.
"Hey coward!" I shouted at him, flipping him off, "If you're so powerful, why not have a good fight before doing.." I looked at the meat hook, "That with us-"
I heard everyone gasp. You know, the weird gasps they always do in Disney channels?!
"Stfu," the emo guy said, "Ok uwu shortie, we can do it. I'll defeat your chipotle-addicted ass in 5 seconds."
"Not with me."
The checkered boy flew down, "If your fighting Y/N Muzan, why not fight me too?"
"TANJIRO?!" Muzan and Inosuke exclaimed, "I- i thought you were dead!"
"SHUT-" Tanjiro screamed, looking at Inosuke. Then he looked this "Muzan" guy straight in the eye, "Guess you really are a dumbass, huh?"
Muzan seethed, "I'll have you know, the world would be a better place if you just stop RESPAWNING AND YOU KNOW, DIE. LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING."
"What, so demons can be superior?" Tanjiro fired back.
I wanted to slap this guy. DEMONS?! They were called mobs, dumbass. Any idiot who plays minecraft knows that!
Muzan laughed, "That's only the start of it. And what will you guys do? Brag that you defeated me, Muzan Kibutsuji?" and he smirked, "Oh wait, that's impossible."
"THE BEST THING I'D DO," I screamed, "IS GET MY FUCKING CHIPOTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Damn, who peed in your cheerios," Siege said sarcastically from the corner.
"SHUT YOUR-"
"Weaklings, weaklings~" Muzan said, hushing us both, "Why are we fighting like this, when I can defeat you with my powers in one go?"
Me and Tanjiro looked at each other, then we both said in perfect unison, "Then fight."
(ay fun fact, i wrote y/n's pov to be in chapter 22, but then i realized chapter 21 is too boring, so i added it. chapter 22 should be out by the latest monday. if not, feel free to spam me :D)
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CHIPOTLE GONE WRONG (A demon slayer and minecraft crackfic)
FanfictionDISCLAIMER-THIS IS A CONTINUATION OF "MY DAMN CHIPOTLE" BUT I ADDED MORE CHAPTERS TO IT. THIS IS ALSO JUST A FUN CRACKFIC NOTHING HERE IS CANON SO PLEASE DONT SAY I COPIED. FIRST 2 CHAPTERS IS THE SAME BUT AFTER IS MY OWN OG WORK. CAN USE JUST GIVE...
