3: Hollywood... but for Birds

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"And that's the engine room! Theres alot of stuff in there. Like theres this owl band that can play music, and a super computer, if you wanna check those out," hat kid says.

She had just finished giving you a tour. Her ship was very big. You still didn't know how she had the money.

You were still amazed as ever. You were more interested in this 'super computer' than the band. You walk to the other side of the room where you saw a huge device. But... there were alot of buttons and levers. ALOT. So you couldn't quite use it. So you turn to the owl band. Well, you had never seen an owl that could actually speak. They were all with some instruments. You notice that they had a drum, with the words 'WOWL' on it.

"So... what kind of music do they play?" You ask hat kid. She shrugs.

"Well, I dunno. I either ask them to play some cd I found or they play me some songs of their own," she replies. "But I know a REAL good one. Listen to this!"

You see her whisper something into one of the owl's ear. They nod. They begin to play their instruments.

After you and hat kid had some more fun in the engine room, you two headed up some stairs to a brown and yellow telescope.

"So what do these telescopes do anyway?" You ask.

"Oh, they teleport me to different parts of this planet! I dunno why, but when I arrived they just randomly popped up," she explained.

"Hey, wanna explore this one?" She asks.

"Sure."

"Ok, just look into that telescope."

You place one of your eyes in the telescope. You see a huge planet, which seemed to focus on one side of the planet. It was yellow-ish, as if it was a desert area. You see that the telescope had labeled each area. There was even a label on somewhere that wasn't on the planet, a round, white circle. It was labeled as 'The Moon.' You also saw some information underneath the labels.

'Dang... this is really high tech.'

You look out of the telescope and back to hat kid.

"So... uh... where do we go? And how do we even go to those places?" You ask her.

"Here, I'll help!" She held your hand. Then, she looked through the telescope.

All of a sudden you felt yourself being teleported. You still didn't understand how this telescope thing worked, but you decided to focus on where you were getting teleported to. Now, you were in some reception room. There were some owls sitting on a bench to the left, and some snapping penguins on the right. In front was a reception desk with two cardboard cutouts of two people, a groovy looking penguin, and some yellow creature.

It read 'DEAD BIRD STUDIO' behind the receptionist desk.

"So uh.. what exactly is this place?" You ask.

"It's a movie studio, for birds!"

You look back at the cutout of the yellow creature. It didn't look like a bird to you. What even was it? A new species of bird? He didn't even have a beak! Or did he? You were confused.

You heard two doors slide open. The doors were located on each side of the room. A yellow creature along with some owls came out from the left door, and a penguin with other smaller penguins came out from the left. They seemed surprised when they saw you two.

"Lassie? What are yer doin' here?" The yellow... thing... asked. He had a scottish accent.

"What a surprise to see you here, darling! I see you brought a friend with you," the penguin said, referring to you. You were mainly wondering if the afro and the big yellow eyebrows this penguin had were fake.

"Hi! Me and my friend Y/N here wanted to help finish your movies!" She said.

"Huh? We came here to do that?" Of course, you weren't against it, but you didn't expect to be in a movie today. You thought you would have a tour of the place, then leave.

"That's great! I could use a new actor," the penguin said. The yellow thing agreed.

"I was gonna go find a new actor anyway," the yellow thing said.

"Okay, this is cool and all, but who exactly are you guys? This is getting a bit fast paced-" you say.

"Oh, how rude of me! I'm Dj Grooves! I produce the most flashiest and the most stunning movies you'll see in bird history!" He said, spinning in his red heel-things that made him look taller.

You notice the yellow thing became a bit angry when he said 'flashiest and most stunning movies'. He introduced himself next.

"I'm the Conductor. You'll be seeing the most action packed movies from me!"

Now that you knew his name, you wouldn't have to call him a "yellow thing" now. It was kind of rude.

"Alright, darlings! How about we start now? The earlier the better!" Grooves said. He looked at you.

"Let's start recording!"

"HEY!" The Conductor shouted. "They're MY actor!"

"Now now, darling. Who said they were yours to keep? Obviously they would want to record with me. Your movies are always just a boring train western," The Dj said.

"Well they ain't yours to keep either, peck neck!" Conductor retorted.

You never heard the term "peck neck" before.

"Well, I called on them first," the Dj said.

They kept fighting over you. You were starting to get tired over their fight.

"Hey, how about Y/N chooses who to go with?" Hat kid proposed. Both birds looked at her, then you.

This was going to be a.. decision to make.

"Lass/lad, yer better off with me," the conductor said.

"Darling, don't make the mistake of joining him," the Dj said.

Oh boy.

[Choice time! If you wish to go with conductor, read the next chapter. If you wish to go with dj grooves, skip the next chapter. This does not affect the story whatsoever.]

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