Just Another Pearnana Fanfic

part 3 (for realsies this time)

Oh god i have no ideas anyways havs this pile of burning shit

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(Banana pov :3)

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG

That obnoxious sound must be my first alarm ringing! I sit up from my bed and groggily get my phone,

9:02 A.M

Hell yeah, another early day!! Even if I couldn't... really sleep last night, I still had a good sleep! I'm great at this sleep thing, hah! Take THAT, oldest nephew! You and your.. weird bets! I stand up from my bed and walk into my bathroom! Well, it's a new day, a new show and Pear would probably show up again!!! Yippee! I start getting ready for a shower, I am NOT explaining this in detail, you perv!

(A/N: they don't have any reproductive parts, they reproduce via sum lore stuff im too tired to make up rn)

With a towel around my waist, hold on, what counts as a "waist" on a banana? What even IS a waist? Where did I even get that? Okay, nonetheless,  I get out of the shower and dry up to start my peel care routine! This gorgeousness doesn't maintain it's own you know!

Beep! Huh? A notification? Peel KNOWS I don't like being disturbed when doing my routine! I angrily get to my phone and open it.

I love you: Hey
(9:23 A.M)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD BE MESSAGING ME! Oh, goodness, I can't leave him on read! That would mean I don't care about him! I mean, not that I DO.. but- that would be.... rudeeeee.. yeah. That. I hesitantly click open the message app..

(Banana, Pear)

Hey
[Read 9:24 A.M]

Hi!! :3 I'm so sorry, I cannot talk at this moment because I am getting ready for the show!

Ah, no worries. I get it, just wanted to know what you were doing i guess :)

Huh. HUH? HE... NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am SOOOO going to a bar and celebrating this later-

Awe, thats so sweet of you! What are YOU doing,  if i may ask?

Well, just laying in bed, thinking. Bragging to my brothers about something,  thats about it heh

Oh cool! You know i have a brother too

Uh.. yeah, ofc you do? You have nephews lol

GOD WHY DID I SAY THAT. WHY DID I SAY THAT. THAT WAS SO STUPID! But! It did lead me to having something in common with him! Now THAT'S a win! (Yes, I know, I'm extremely pathetic,  you don't have to spell it out, Weird brain person!)

Ah, sorry, that was dumb! Anyways i really have to go, goodbye!

See ya :p
[Read 9:46 A.M]

What does he mean by "See ya"???? Is he going to the show? Oh! I should get him something! Now, what do boys like getting? Why am I asking that, I should know myself! Since, I'm a boy too! Hm.... If it were ME, I would love to have some chocolates and flowers! ....What kinds does he like..? I'll go with the safe option: Pink roses! Yes! Those are perfect! Oh, I should keep getting ready, or else I'm late!

I take out my signature bow and wrap the invisible lace around me. I also take my bag and walk out the door; Another day of my life! This is will be great! I'll stop by a flower shop after the second show!!

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Alright, thats about it with him, lets talk pear for a sec.
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He's a dork. God I love him.
I've been debating whether or not to show up at the show... Maybe I should, it would be nice to see that smile again. I take a small bag around with me everywhere, and in that bag is all my essentials! I swiftly get ready, leaving my brothers an 'I love you, bye' message and leave the house as well.