The sound of church bells can be heard ringing loud outside. Of a gorgeous white church. Inside are rows apons rows of people in long benches waiting for the moment everything goes down. Alex is wearing a beautifully made black suit at the end of church with a preist on a pedestal. As the final ringing of the bells fade the big and detailed doors to the church are open. They were angelic in nature as they walk toward Jeremy, their dress flowing behind them like clouds on a sunny day. Frye was crying tears of joy as Shiver was there comforting her.
Frye: I just *sniff* Im so happy for them!
Shiver: I know, I know.
As they make it infront of Jeremy, Jeremy couldn't help but shed a tear of joy at his soon to be lover.
???: I love you Jeremy
Jeremy: I love you to!
Priest: Do you Jeremy take Bigman as your lawfully wedded husband?
Jeremy: I do.
Priest: And do you Big man take Jeremy as your lawfully wedded husband?
Bigman: I do.
Priest: You may kiss the stingray
Jeremy and Bigman share a passionate kiss as they hold each other close, never letting go. The cround goes wild, and give a standing ovation to the now married couple. One person stands up confused with a binder in their hand.
Zapstir: This isn't in the script!
Jeremy wakes up in a cold sweat with his eyes wide open.
Jeremy: What the fu-
The End~
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