You and your dad sat at the stands waiting for the show to start, once again you two are sitting in the front. "Well I sure do hope they don't drop the car battery on me all the way here in the audience!" You sarcastically say to your father. He nods agreeingly.
"Oh hey you're y/n right?" An audience member sitting next to you says. "Uh, yes? Can I help you?" You say curiously. The audience members facial features immediately darkened. "If you take Dancing banana away from me there will be some problems." After the bean said this they began chatting and talking like an NPC.
You began leaning closer to your father, uncomfortable with that notion coming from their rear end. You whisper to your father "Dad, can we swap seats?"
Your father nods his head understanding your situation. Swapping his seat with yours the crowd cheered in excitement as the banana began skateboarding across the railing near the crowd. As he did a skateboard flip you saw a Boardy the smart board picture underneath.
Wow how smart of him, sponsoring boardy while making a skateboard pun. Y/n thought nodding her head in approval.
After the banana cheerfully stopped skateboarding he flipped his microphone charismaticlly and winked making the fangirl who used to sit next to you blush and pass out. "Good riddance" you and your father muttered quietly stink-eying her unconscious body.
You saw the contestants, an acorn haired girl with a bloody buttercup T-shirt was one of them that caught your eye, the name Roach displayed on her buzzer. You secretly rooted for this roach character, while your dad probably rooted for the fish in a hat.
After the charismatic introduction from the banana you ignored, you couldn't wait to see what the Roach character would say as she went first.
"Here are the questions!" The announcer said announcer-like. The board flipped to reveal the topics.
Trains, planes and automobiles!
Shovelware Studios!
Talking about states!
"The states please!" Roach requested. The lights in the room turned dark and boardy appeared probably saying something on how he wanted to be paid extra for this before showing the question.
What flag is this? He says showing a peculiar flag 🇦🇶. "Looks like a gutted Twitter bird. Definitely Antarctica." Roach says.
The banana looked up "Ding, ding, ding you got that right!" The crowd cheered and applauded. The contestants all got the question right, Roach was in the lead winning looking smugly at the camera while folding her arms, winking.
Roach wasn't your favorite character anymore as you switched to rooting for the fish. She reminds you too much of a certain banana. You wait in anticipation as the banana goes to the fish who was the guy you saw from yesterday. But before you can see what he says a giant as cantaloupe with a cool blue hat interrupts.
"Oi this isn't real entertainment, back in my day it was better than this." The banana being all smiley was confused. He charismaticlly chuckled. "Are you going to.. Put me up there again...? " He said pointing to the roof.
"No yee wee banana I got charges for forced abduction into a high place, I will pick someone who wants to go up there so it's a consented kidnapping! " He laughs heartily as though he said nothing wrong.
"Oh y/n I quite like this guy, he understands my entertainment back in my day!" Your father whispered. You chuckled thinking it's an act "Huh, well if your safe...Then it's okay. " You grin.
"Me!" your father says. Then surprisingly the cantaloupe picks your father up and carries him you swear you could've heard a weeeee from your father. "Oh chip." You say.
You climb the ladder even as you are afraid of heights, but then you remember you don't have bones so it won't really break anything if you jumped down.
The audience gasped talking about how the sleepy goofy ahh was going to save that mysterious man! There were ooo's and aaa's. The barrels seemed to move only on the beams so you climbed ladders to avoid the red barrels.
You were doing surprisingly well.. Although clumsily as you got rolled by a singular barrel while reaching the top. Why you ask? It's because you saw your dad and cantaloupe having a tea party with root bear as the tea drinking from teacups. While occasionaly tossing a barrel down. "Oh no our dear contestant has been run over!" The announcer said worried for your safety.
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The audience all pointed at y/n as she got rolled by a barrel! "GUYS Y/N IS SLEEPING ON SET!" 💀 They all cheered, luckily the cheering confusion made cantaloupe rant about how twisted modern humor is. "First it was ye' 'weed eater' then it was this!." He angrily said pointing at the crowd your dad nodding in approval.
This was enough time for you to climb up to the top platform and save your father. "Come dad let's go!" You say taking your dads hand and jumping off. Your rad dad landed on his feet while you landed on your face. (Again 💀)
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Luckily you were right. It didn't hurt as much as you have no bones! (And no friends 💀)You're a bean you silly goose! You quickly got up and returned to your seat. Then you realized that the crowd has grown considerably larger to watch you. So much that you couldn't even see your seats!
"Wow that silly person who slept on the set is a hero!" One of the people in the crowd said cheering you on.
Then the banana flipped his microphone charismaticlly. "Well I'm pleased that we have more dear walle- I mean dear people to watch the show!" The banana said milking the moment like a cash cow, like everything that just happened was planned. You roll your eyes and leave the studio early. You were actually going to,until you began to remember how you forgot about the prize you gave the announcer.
"Hey dad can you wake me up when the announcer shows the bee movie script? "You say smiling tiredly.
"Sure kiddo." He smiled.
Finally as you slept from exhaustion in a tight corner your dad keeping watch on you and on the screen it happened. "Hey hey kiddo wake up!" Your dad shook you awake. "Huhhh, OH YES YESSS! " you say coming to remember why you stayed here and not on your comfortable bed.
"And the grand prizeee is...The bee movie script on a piece of paper, signed by y/n! With a little car battery on the side (limited edition by the way) you can resell this on the internet or flex to your friends that you have thisss bee movie script!"
That's when the crowd went insane and began pawning their money for the bee movie script signed by you. You even swore you heard someone pawn off their child's ashes!
"I bet they're going to give away the car battery that landed on my head as a prize next show.."you say folding your arms looking saltily at the people around you.
