You quickly skiddadled to the inside of the burger shop, holding in your thoughts of terror you look at your hands and pinch yourself if you we're in some sort of fever dream.
Everything happened so fast and it was hard to think, your brain hurt like kelp. Additionally you were worried for your father making the pain 10x worse.
Sighing you made your way to the cashier and ordered cold water.... With a paper straw since the mobsters around the area strangely wanted to save the turtles.
The carrot once again served you thinking he escaped your horrible antics from last time sighing as you once again ruined his day. As he got your water and charged you extra getting his revenge. That water was 7 dollars y'know?
You happily paid for your drink after the carrot gave you a salty gaze, and sat down on the comfortable pink chaired booth. You looked out the window to see the dark street from where you once were. This was pretty surreal to you as the burger shop you were in remained untouched.
This calmed you down as you took a deep breath and kept sipping your cold water which helped take away the pain in your head.
Suddenly a door opened and you saw your worst enemy! The Dancing Banana! He quietly made his way to the burger shops napkins but you had taken them all! Sighing seeing your enemy covered in burger sauce for some reason, you offered him a napkin.
He took the napkin from your hands without saying a word. Perhaps your mother's genes of being attracted to people who ate burgers was showing.
The banana looked shocked at your gesture and nervously took the napkins from your hands. His face red...Definitely with burger sauce.
"So why the kelp are you covered in burger sauce?" You say to the banana casually as he wiped his face softly. "And what- I mean, who is that silly unconscious man besides you?" You point out obliviously to the silly unconscious man besides the Dancing Banana.
"It's my uh, my friend is just a little sleepy..." He muttered quietly while definently wiping burger sauce off his face his eyes looking at the all out gunfight that was occurring between everyone. He nervously adjusted his tie while looking at you nervously.
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"U-uh thank you, y/n." He said averting his eyes away from your face. To be honest you didn't even hear him and kept sipping your cold water like the weird person you are. Luckily the room was soundproof from the gunshots outside and you sigh happily sipping on your water thinking about memes to lighten up the depressing thoughts about if your father was okay.
The Dancing banana kept sneaking glances at you sipping your water so much that you noticed raising your brows. "I-I.. It's not what it looks like..." He said defensivley, yet soft and gentle. You shrug and just order some cold water for the banana. Maybe that's why he was looking at you and acting weird he wanted water!
As you approach the carrot who worked his first shift at that shop traumatized, he looked at the Dancing Banana in fear and back at you. His thoughts were "Was she acquainted with him?! Am I going to die?!" While you just stared at him like an idiot.
It took you 2 minutes to think even though you knew the gosh darn order.
"I'll uh... Have the same thing I guess." You say finally. The emo carrot perked up nervously. "Uh-uh-Of course! Right away!" The emo carrot sped off to get the best glass of water he could find. You wait for less than 10 seconds and your order was there.
You casually pull out your wallet before the carrot panickingly said it was free and hid in the back of the shop probably trying to processes this goofy as situation he is in. "You're so kind... " The banana said gently grabbing the water as his hands touched yours to receive it he might have felt a slight tingle while making contact your hand. His face heated up as he sighed.
You just thought you were just giving out water not really caring about the stuff the banana was feeling. You shrug going on your phone and scrolling through it... You did not have Tik Tok, that thing does not exist in my book for sacred reasons. Please do not ask why.
The banana had a small smile as he sipped his cold water, but if you looked at him thinking you saw a smile it immediately turned into a thin line with a poker face. "So uh, does your unconscious buddy need water?" You say curiously pointing to the totally alive body.
"U-um no he's fine.. Just taking a nap.... " He said fidgeting nervously with his drink straw a sweet smile on his face. You narrow your eyes at him. "Do you... Hate turtles?"
"I hate.. A lot of things but not turtles.. " The Dancing Banana replied a small smile on his features as he played with the drink straw once again. "Hmmm okay fair enough." You say continuing to scroll delightfully on your phone knowing he liked turtles. Perhaps he was a good person after all.
"I'm bleeding out h-help..." A tired voice went. The banana smiled softly and warmly to you "Sorry y/n, but me and my 'best friend' have to go somewhere.!"He waved smiling at you a blush on his features as he lifted his unconscious 'friend' outside.
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You calmly waved at him "Cya banana."
You keep scrolling on your phone as the emo carrot returns to the counter sighing. "Ugh I'm gonna have to clean that trail up.." He said grabbing a mop. "This is some pretty great water." You say to the carrot as he slowly turns to you nervously. Before answering smiling "Yeah this restaurant was built on one of the freshest water sites." He said passionately as he expected you to shrug and keep sitting sipping your water rudely at him.
But he was suprised when you just nodded your head, acknowledging his passion for the history of the building. "Cool beans man." You say giving him a thumbs up.
The carrot was extremely confused on why he wasn't dead. 💀
