South Park x Reader Oneshots

Kenny x !Female! !Raisins Girl! Reader

Once upon a time in the small town of South Park, Colorado, there lived a young boy named Kenny McCormick. Kenny was known for his orange parka and iconic muffled voice, but he had always felt like an outcast in his own town.

One sunny afternoon, as he walked down the street, he couldn't help but notice an enticing aroma lingering in the air. Curiosity got the better of him, and he followed it in search of the source.

His nose led him to a rustling restaurant known as "Raisins" that had gained popularity among the locals. The place was adorned with of beautiful young girls, all wearing the signature Raisins uniforms that showed a large amount of their bodies. They all wore smiles with sexy guitar music playing.

Kenny's eyes were instantly drawn to one particular girl, who exuded an enchanting aura. Her name was (Y/N), and she had just signed up for a part-time job at Raisins. With her bright (H/C) hair and piercing (E/C) eyes, she radiated confidence and beauty. As Kenny watched her moving gracefully between the tables, his heart began pounding faster than ever before.

Kenny was unable to resist the allure as he sat at a small table. (Y/N) approached Kenny's table, and he pretended to be interested in their famous dishes. "Hey, uh, is this place any good?" he managed to ask, his voice still muffled by his parka.

(Y/N) looked up from her notepad and met his gaze. She couldn't help but notice Kenny's unique attire and sincere curiosity. "Oh, hey! Yeah, the food's pretty good. Are you thinking about trying anything specific?"

Kenny's eyes darted nervously around, searching for the right words. "Well, honestly, it's not the food that caught my attention. It's you." He attempted a charming smile, but it was slightly concealed by the parka's hood.

(Y/N)'s cheeks flushed a delicate shade of pink, flattered by Kenny's forwardness. She had seen her fair share of customers attempting to flirt with her, but there was something about Kenny that piqued her interest. "Oh, really? And why is that?"

Kenny moved in closer, his eyes sparkling with a newfound confidence. "Because you're more than just a pretty face. You have this...charisma about you. I can't take my eyes off you."

(Y/N)'s smile widened as she watched Kenny muster up the courage to express himself. It wasn't every day that someone saw beyond her looks. "Well, thank you. That's sweet of you to say."

Kenny smirks slyly, lowering his eyelids as he looks her up and down. "You know, ladies call me Apple because you can find me in cider." He says the end quickly, moving his brows up and down idiotically.

(Y/N) chuckles a bit awkwardly, placing a hand over her mouth as she looks away. (Y/N) sighs while smiling, shaking her head. (Y/N) leans forward, moving closer to Kenny. "So what can I get you?" She says as she ready's her pen. Kenny nods, enjoying the view. "Yeah uh-, can I just get a water and a small fried shrimp basket with some ranch please, thanks."

(Y/N) clicks her pen and smiles, looking up at Kenny. "Ofcourse, I'll get that as soon as I can for you." She winks and gently touches his shoulder as she walks away. It was her job after all, even if she really liked this guy.

Soon (Y/N) returns with the small basket of fried shrimp and a small cup of ranch and a water in her hand. "Here you go." She says with a smile, placing down the food and drink. "I know I can make your lips smile, but can I make your other lips smile too?"

(Y/N) giggles softly, blushing a shade of pink. "Enjoy." She winks, turning around to walk away. "Dammit." Kenny whispers underneath his breath, resting his head in his hand as he snacks on his food.

After awhile (Y/N) returns again with a soft smile on her lips and her small notebook in her hand. "So, how is everything?" Kenny looks up at her, returning her smile. "It's great, but not as good as you." He winks. (Y/N) smirks and rolls her eyes, "Right." She teases, taking a glance at his unfinished meal. "Would you like a box?" She offers kindly.

"Oh, uh." Kenny looks down at the basket, quickly looking back at (Y/N). "No thanks, but- I'll definitely take your leftovers." He suggests flirtatiously. (Y/N) hums, cocking her hip and leaves the check on the table for him. He lays quickly, writing a few things down on the receipt along with his number.

Kenny winks as he hands the check back to (Y/N), as she opens it her eyebrows raise. (Y/N) looks at him a bit questioningly. "Hey, if you're ever feeling low, just call me so I can fill you up." Kenny gives (Y/N) a flirtatious look the best he can, but his unfortunate hood covered most of his face.

(Y/N) chuckles mockingly, "Yeah, I will handsome." She winks at him as she turns to walk away. Kenny feels relieved that he was able to flirt with the girl, but quickly realized that he might not speak with her if she's lying about texting him. "Oh well." He shrugs as he makes his way out of the restaurant, stuffing the silverware down his deep pocket so he'll be able to eat with something other than his hands.