[Enter Wendy]
WENDY: I am just so mad that Ronald left the party
Without telling me so.
I was looking everywhere for him, just to find out
He was gone already!
The actual nerve of some people....
[Enter Sonic]
SONIC: I was passing by, and couldn't help but overhear you
Muttering about a certain clownish figure.
WENDY: And so what if I was?
It really shouldn't be any of your business,
Guy I've never seen before.
SONIC: Let's just say I'm a good friend of an even greater friend of your friend.
WENDY: ... What?
SONIC: I'm Jack's cousin, you imbecile.
WENDY: Jack who?
SONIC: Jack in the Box? Your friend Ronald's new "boyfriend"?
WENDY: Boyfriend?!?! I told him-
Ugh, nevermind. It doesn't matter, as long as he's happy-
SONIC: Happy?! That's what you care about?!
This whole world will crumble if this isn't stopped!
WENDY: It will only crumble when fools like you get in the way!
SONIC: I would refrain from calling me a fool, if I were you...
[he pulls out sword]
WENDY: Oh, so we're doing this?
[she pulls out sword]
Bring it.
[they fight]
SONIC: You don't want to do this.
WENDY: But I do.
[Enter Ronald]
RONALD: What is going on here?!
[Ronald's quick outburst distracts Wendy, causing Sonic to take the final blow]
Wendy!
[turn to Sonic] You fool! What have you done?!
SONIC: What needed to be done. And I'll do it again.
[Ronald takes out a bow and arrows]
[He shoots Sonic, killing him instantly]
RONALD: This wasn't meant to happen!
And Jack will be ever so mad at me...
[Enter a Security Guard]
GUARD: You, Ronald McDonald, have hereby been banished from the state of California.
RONALD: How?! This literally just happened?!
GUARD: I was standing right there.
RONALD: Then why didn't you arrest Sonic when he killed Wendy?!
GUARD: It would've been anticlimactic.
[Ronald and the guard exit]
YOU ARE READING
Ronald McDonald x Jack in the Box
RomanceMay I now present to you the short story I wrote for the Romeo and Juliet unit of my ELA class.
