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Drunk Night Conspiracy Theory

A/N- my first oneshot, which is based off of a theory a friend of mine made. This is when they are 22.
Context: chuuya drank a bit to much and got drunk and they are going to bed. 
  
"I don't get it." Chuuya says drunkly as he lays down on the bed

"Get what?" Daza inquired.

"Why is it that Peach always gets captured by Bowser? I mean, can't she just karate kick him or something? She's was badass in the movie and just meh in games. High heels hurt, ya know." Chuuya says while looking up at the ceiling.

"I guess so? Dazai lays down in the same bed.

"And what about Mario? Why doesn't she kiss him at all? He saved her life, like, a thousand times and he gets what, a handshake and a hug, not even money! She gets captured again, and again, and you'd think Mario would be tired of that sh*t by now? He barely even knows her because by the time he sees her, she gets captured again! Or, I dunno, she gets to know Bowser through the years and starts to actually like him? But maybe it's the other way around and Peach gets tired of Mario's shit." Chuuya says enthusiastically.

"I think you're onto something slug" Dazai says.

"Huh? What?" Chuuya says confused.

"A conspiracy theory." Dazai says confidently

"I should write a book about it, so the whole world knows about it. Hell, yeah. Remind me to do that in the morning." Chuuya says very excited.

"Sure, I will. And I'll also be your biggest fan." Dazai says rolling his eyes lovingly at his boyfriend, how could someone be so cute, and while being drunk! His 15 year old self would be disgusted at the thoughts dazai has of chuuya.

"All of my dedications will go out to you. Then, when I get rich and famous, I'll still love you and buy anything ya want." Chuuya says as his eyes begin to droop.

"I love you." Dazai says wrapping his arms around the drunk and sleepy chuuya .

"Mmhm. Love ya, too." Chuuya says, before cuddling into dazai and falling asleep.

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