soukoku oneshots

Snow White

 A/N- This is funny, and I could definitely see it happening

Dazai stood there staring at Elise, Q and Mori. All looking at him with puppy eyes.

"You want me to do what?"

"Oh come on, it's just for the kids, they want to see a play."

Off to the side went the little brat begging and pleading at him "Please Dazai! You won't have to be stuck playing tea party with me!"

The brunet sighed. "I'm not putting on a play for 2 brats and a pervert.

The blondie was upset and just went to complain to the port mafia boss while Q walked up to the man refusing to even try. "Brot- Dazai-san, can you at least tell us a story?" Out of shock he looked down.

"If anyone finds out about this Mori. I'm putting your head on a stick." That surprised everyone, but they got together for story time. "Any request?"

"OH OH OH! SNOW WHITE SNOW WHITE PLEASEEEEE!" He looked at her in disgust.

"Anything else."

"Um... Hansel and Gretel?" The split-haired asked quietly.

"That's more up my alley, ok then. Once upon a time..."

The story telling had become much more than Dazai thought it was going to be. He was also enjoying it more than he thought he was going to. When out on missions he would now stop by bookstores after, looking around for new stories. More to please the little kid he saw as a sibling.

On the way back from a quick job that Mori had sent the all famous soukoku on he spotted a little hidden bookstore and stopped going on whatever new thing he was making up for the ginger next to him.

"Uh, Dazai you good? You look like a dead Mackerel." Ignoring him, the bandaged man made a beeline to the bookshop, not bothering with looking left and right. "HEY! DON'T RU-" Chuuya didn't feel like trying to tell Dazai what to do. Just followed him like a lost puppy. He was surprised to see him in the child's section when he finally caught up. "I thought you didn't like kids books?"

"I don't."

"Then why are you in the kid's section, you know your mystery and horror stuff is the other direction."

"These aren't for me." He picks up a book that had a set of basic princesses on it.

"Then who are they for?" Chuuya asked with general curiosity.

"What fairy tales do you know about Slug?"

"What? Dazai, is your head on straight?"

Dazai was spaced out but he slowly nodded "Answer my question please."

"Pleas- Fine but I'm taking you to sleep after this." Chuuya looks on the shelves and noticed some things that looked familiar. " Little Red Riding Hood... This has a wolf right? Cinderella, hated this one though. Briar Rose?"

"You might know that better as Sleeping Beauty. That one is fucked up."

He looks over to the bandaged man next to him. "I'm surprised you know so much about fairy tales... They don't seem like your type."

"Can you grab the one with the dwarfs on it?" Dazai asked as he saw Chuuya near the book. "Elise keeps asking me to tell her Snow White but all I know about it is that she gets saved by a 'true love's kiss' whatever that is. Oh and it has many characters similar to your height!" He looked the ginger up and down, "Hey! I might have found something you're taller than!"

"HUH?"

"No No, if this was the story in our way you would definitely be the dwarfs. I would be the evil witch. As for the couple..." He thinks hard about this part. "Odasaku and Ango."