Halloween party in the PM
Chuuya- You actually did good on the Halloween decoration, where did you get the fake skeletons??
Dazai- Fake?
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Dazai-Chuuya annoyed me today, so I told him I couldn't wait to see what he
has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Odasuku- There is nothing special about tommorow dazai?
Dazai- But there is something special about watching the colour leave someone's face as panic takes over.
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Chuuya -When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Dazai -What changed your mind?
Chuuya - Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.
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Chuuya -This is a bad idea.
Dazai -Then why are you coming along?
Chuuya - Someone has to get your injured ass home.
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Dazai crushing ice on the table
Chuuya- what are you doing?
Dazai- breaking the ice between us
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Some criminal, holding a gun to Dazai's head- I am taking this guy as a hostage!
Kunikida-It's only a hostage if they want to live.
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Atsushi-There's good in goodbye!
Dazai- And there's fun in funeral!
Atsushi- Dazai-san NO!
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Dazai: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Chuuya :
Chuuya : Dazai, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
*Dazai, shrugs while sipping coffee from a bowl*
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Kouyou-You two are remarkably well behaved tonight. What did you do?
Mori coming from the other room-
We need to see who blew up six of our operational sites again.
Kouyou- ...
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Dazai: Why does everyone keep assuming we’re a couple?
Chuuya: [sitting in Dazai's lap] Beats me.
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Chuuya: When you left the Port Mafia I was so happy. I even enjoyed a bottle of my favorite wine! And even treated myself to a whole tub of ice cream too! All while watching my favorite tv show! I was crying tears of pure JOY and-
Dazai: Isn't that like, all the things people do after a bad breakup?
Chuuya: ...Well yeah, but like- No-
Dazai: That's okay, I blew up your car.
Chuuya, mocking Dazai: Isn't that like, something a ToXic eX would do?
Dazai:
Chuuya:
Chuuya: ...I miss you.
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soukoku oneshots
FanfictionThese are just some soukoku oneshots, some short, some long. I don't own any of the character. I don't own any of the fanarts, I just found them on Google.
