Can twelve strangers put their differences aside to save the Astro realm.
"Are you fucking telling me that they're twelve of them" Orion jeered as he hit his hands on the table.
"Of course , even children knows their number" Vela retorted as she ca...
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Sagittarius and Aquarius hasn't stop laughing ever since we left the hideout, they came up with new ways to mock the name of my gem. Right now I wish they were invisible or dead, which ever way works.
We were hunting for the sixth gem Corvus had tracked down. I'm pretty sure I was a mile away from those two crackhead that were sluggishly trailing behind me.
"Hey dude, when are we gonna get to the lapis lazuli?" Sagittarius yelled, probably scaring away the birds on the trees.
"Yeah mate, when are we gonna get to the lapis lazuli?" Aquarius repeated what he said just to be annoying.
These two are so unbearable they make the mission I had with Libra and Aries seem better, tho I like having Aries around. Wait, why was I thinking that?
The sixth gem was the lapis lazuli, no idea why it has such a name, it was trapped in the zuli forest, the forest of lost souls.
Corvus made it very clear that it was in the greenest part of the forest, this part was enriched cause of the power the gem radiated and that's where the souls were, guarding it.
"I just ran to the Zuli mountain" Sagittarius smirked, lightly panting "It's really. . ."
Aquarius grabbed his mouth, shutting it tight. "Don't spoil it, you dumbass hoe"
"Your hoe" he wiggled his, hugging Aquarius as she let go of his lips.
"You're not my gardening tool, Libra is"
"Aww, someone has a widdle crushy wushy on wibro?" Sagittarius teased, pulling her cheeks.
"I don't" she slapped his hand off, walking away from him.
These people are clowns and annoying as hell. The forest was surprisingly calm, I'm not complaining tho, I like it. Normally I'd expect any trap or some sort wild people pointing spears at us.
"Lapis lazuli, lapis lazuli lapis lazu. . .AHHH" Sagittarius was caught off guard when a rope trap caught his leg, pulling him up a tree as he dangled upsidedown. "What the fuck is this?"
"Bitch you got caught'' Aquarius laughed, before being pulled into his position by another rope trap.
Good, now I can continue this mission in peace. Before my brain could process the situation, I was hanging in the air with them.
"Well, well, well, what do we have here? Kids?" A wild, savage looking person (if I can call it that) emerged, along with a few more things like it, pointing spears at us.
Looks like I spoke too soon, how cliché.
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"Hey! Put us down you block heads" Aquarius kept demanding, wiggling on the stick she was tied to. One of the savage creatures ran its fingers through her hair, probably fascinated by the color. "Get your filthy hands off my hair" She screamed, on the verge of murdering it.
"Stop yelling you female homo sapien" one which appeared to be the chief?, rubbed his head.
"You shut up, you disgusting looking thing, when last did you shower, last millennia?" Aquarius was fully enraged now.
Guess Libra was lucky to have someone like her?
Sagittarius was only chuckling, cheering her on and I, I haven't even said anything yet, and I don't plan on doing that.
"Funny how you dudes know proper English" Sagittarius finally said. He doesn't really seem bothered by the situation. "Thought you're supposed to go HOO HOO HOO DESTROY, KILL, SAVAGE"
Oh lord, I'm surrounded by idiots, not just the savages.
"Shut up" the chief looking thing spat.
"Shut down" Aquarius and Sagittarius both jinxed.
"We accidentally caught ourselves some idiots" he face palmed.
Even the savage things gets it.
"Okay, enough of this" Aquarius frowned, soon enough the entire weapon around us started levitating on air, pointing at the scared things. "Listen up stinkies, I have something to say" she uttered loudly.
"She's a. . .a goddess, our long lost goddess hira has returned" they started chanting, drumming and dancing.
This is disappointing.
"Hey what about me? I can run really fast" Sagittarius called their attention and they instantly pointing all sort of weapons at him.
"Silence!" Aquarius yelled, stopping all the raucous. "These are my two servants, my slaves, spear their miserable lives" she was now untied, and decorated with all sort of flowers.
"Fuck you" Sagittarius jeered.
We were all untied now and all sat on a huge table thing, filled with strange looking thing they called food.
"To hell with this, I'm not eating such" Sagittarius made a disgusted face.
I hate to agree with a moron but me too, I pushed the food aside, sighing. "When do we leave?" I looked at their shocked, faces.
"Woah, I forgot you can talk"
"Nice voice, sir"
I mentally face palmed.
"Is there anything the goddess would like to request?" A servant bowed.
No seriously, how can they speak English?
Aquarius stood up, fanning her nose area. "I'd like you all to shower"
They started mumbling amongst themselves until a stupidly brave one spoke up. "But your goddessness, we mustn't shower, its an ancient tradition"
"Well then, I declare a new tradition, you must shower at least once a day"
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"I can't believe I'm watching them shower" Sagittarius shook his head.
"I pity the poor fishes" Aquarius pointed out.
"Great, when do we leave?" I frowned, glaring at the both of them.
"With a deep yet calm voice like that, I'd marry you" Aquarius grinned, hugging my arm.
I hate this mission!!
----------------------------------------------------------- The sky looks scary today, I love it.
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