Skizz: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
Tango: Why would anyone want to harm Skizz?
Etho: Maybe because they met them?
These are hitting to hard after this session of limited life
Tango: Breathe, just breathe.
Skizz: I've done nothing with my life! I'm a failure!
Etho:: Awww, that never bothered you before.
Etho: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.
Skizz: Why'd you get banned?
Etho: Touched the rat.
Skizz: ... What rat?
Etho: Chunky Cheese.
Impulse : You're alive.
Skizz: No need to sound so disappointed.
Impulse : You're alive.
Skizz: No need to sound so disappointed.
Impulse , to Etho: If Skizz doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.
Skizz , within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Tango, after watching Skizz get shot by someone: You're dead. You are very dead. When you are a corpse I will hack away at your flesh and eat you raw.
Skizz : Tango, I'm not dead yet.
Tango: Let me have my moment of rage to avenge you.
Skizz : I'd prefer it if you didn't let me die.
Etho: Tango, you love me, right?
Tango: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
These are too funny lol
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Hermitcraft onshots
FanfictionRequests open no smut but ships are ok unless the people have said no no Joel or Lizzie with anyone else and any other onshot is open so woooo
