Felix: based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortalSeungmin: why?
Felix: I haven't died yet
Seungmin: that's ... that's not how it works
Jeongin: *behind them* have you seen the shit this bitch does? He's like a fucking cockroach, he just won't die
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Changbin: I hardly slept last night
Chan: you know, they say if you can't sleep it's because someone else is thinking about you
Changbin: who the fuck would be thinking about me at 3 am?
STAY: *sweating profousley*
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Minho: at my funeral, there'll be a Kahoot game with 1,000 questions about me and my life and then whoever wins gets my entire will as a prize
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