stray kids dumb

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Seungmin: 'they'll never find the body' is a boring threat

Seungmin: threaten that they'll never stop finding the body

Jeongin: like they'll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months

Jeongin: you'll be alive for at least two of them

Felix: *eating his breakfast* well that's terrifying

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Changbin: if you shame girls about their breast size I will push you into traffic

Changbin: who's flat now?

Changbin: who's flat now?

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Dori: *meowing* I'm glad your home

Minho: *meowing back* tax benefits

Dori: *meowing* why do you always do this

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Jisung: reading bad fanfiction is like listening to the kidz bop version of your favourite song