Chan: WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD
Changbin: oh, I just got stabbed
Chan: WHAT?! WHY!?
Changbin: I don't know, you should ask the person that stabbed me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jeongin: we are gathered here today-
Jisung: *sobs*
Jeongin: to honour the life-
Seungmin: and death
Jisung: *sobbing even harder*
Jeongin: of someone who meant so much to us all, he was apart of Stray Kids. a victim of uhh
Seungmin: this is pathetic, I'm going to my room
Felix: don't be so rude, this is a funeral
Seungmin: for a FISH
Jeongin: shut up both of you, Channie start the music again
Chan: sure thing, baby bread
Jeongin: Fishsung was only 3 weeks old when he was tragically taken from us
Jisung: *wails*
Minho: wait, I thought this was for Hyunjin
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
STAY: *holds out a £5 note and a pen*
Jeongin: are you asking me to deface government property?
STAY:
Jeongin:
STAY:
Jeongin:
STAY: yes
Jeongin: GIMME
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seungmin: *minding his own business in the snack aisle, looking for cookies*
Seungmin: *finds cookies*
Changbin: *to Jisung* see, he knows what he's here for
Changbin: he knows what he's doing
Changbin: be more like him
Jisung:
Changbin: MAKE A DECISION JISUNG
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Randomjust dumb stuff said more of a memes books with dumb stuff I think skz would say
