Chan: did you know an octopus can change colour to match its surroundings
Chan: when octopi do this its called-
Felix: an octo-lie
Chan: ... metachrosis
Felix:
Chan:
Felix: mocktopus
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STAY: *watching skz argue over something dumb*
STAY: ITS THE FINAL BRAIN CELL
STAY: *kazoo solo*
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Jeongin: I don't know if I'm pregnant or what
Chan: Jeo-
Jeongin: but I've been craving a million pounds so bad
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*Jilix at 3am*
Jisung: queue is just Q followed by four silent letters
Felix: no, they're not silent, just waiting their turn
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Seungmin: everytime I sneeze my ribs start aching
Changbin: and every time we kiss I swear I could fly
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Customer: I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
Hyunjin: sorry, we only take cash
Manager: can I talk to you
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Randomjust dumb stuff said more of a memes books with dumb stuff I think skz would say