Chan: isn't it time you went to bed?
Seungmin: dunno, isn't it time you died?
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Felix: if your battery percentage was your age, how old would you be right now?
Chan: 83
Hyunjin: 4
Seungmin: Chan how can yours be so accurate
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Chan: theres always that one kid whos always the problem child
~LATER~
Jisung: Changbin's being a problem child again
Chan: he is always a problem child
Chan: but I'll be DAMNED if he's not MY problem child
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JYP: damn Minho, this coffee is really good. What'd you put in it?
Minho: my love and respect for you, of course
JYP:
Minho: it's cocaine
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Felix: fuck the police
Minho: don't mind if I do
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