Seungmin: you're offered £50,000 but if you accept the person you hate the most gets £100,000, are you taking it?Jeongin: yeah, why wouldn't I want £150,000?
Chan: Jeongin no
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Felix: *first day as a pilot*
Control tower: what are your coordinates?
Felix: I'm by a cloud that looks like a lion
Control tower: can you be more specific
Felix: Simba
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Changbin: look it's dirt *pointing to a flower bed*
Felix: mmmmm... tasty
Changbin: the D in dirt stands for DO NOT eat this please
Felix: but the I R T stands for It's Really Tasty
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Chan: *playing Pokemon GO* YOU DON'T MESSPEON WITH MY ESPEON BITCH
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Randomjust dumb stuff said more of a memes books with dumb stuff I think skz would say