Minho: did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhereMinho: it's not illegal or anything
*PABORACHA screaming in the background*
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Police: we got a call that you had pot in your car
Jeongin: *pulls out flower pot* oh you mean this?
Police: *laughing* my mistake, what are ya growing?
Jeongin: weed
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Therapist: you need to stop doing weird things, going out might help
Changbin: I went to the park today
Therapist: there you go! I hope you got something from that
Changbin: *opens coat* this duck
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*at the alter*
Jisung: *leans in for a kiss*
Minho: the bride, Ji
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Seungmin: whenever I get change from the shop I always put it in a little jar when I get home
Seungmin: it doesn't seem like a lot, but over time it adds up
Seungmin: so on a rainy day when I'm hungry and I don't have lunch money
Seungmin: I can just go to my piggy bank and eat the coins
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