{⚠️Cusswords ahead!⚠️}
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SS!Nightmare: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Violet Leader: Don't ever speak to me again.
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SS!Green, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
SS!Purple, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids!
SS!Prof Red: What the fuck are you guys doing?
SS!Green: Playing systemic oppression.
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SS!Galaxy: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Lucas: ...Galaxy, what the hell.
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Random Guard: Professor Red won’t come out of his lab!
M: Just tell him I said something.
R!Guard: Like what?
M: Anything factually incorrect.
R!Guard, shrugging: If you say so.
Prof.Red, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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RQ!Void: Something’s off.
SS!Dark: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
RQ!Void: No, but that’s funny.
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RQ!Dark: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Professor Red is walking in this room.
Sabre: *wheeze*
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*when the Squad drops food*
Alex: Eh, oh well.
RQ!Elemental: FIVE-SECOND RULE!
SS!Hypno: FUCK!
M: *just gets more food
*
Sabre: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*
RQ!Nightmare: *eats the food off the ground* (don't question it)
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Sabre, to M: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Sabre: *throws a brick through the window*
Sabre: Okay, let’s go.
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RQ!Prof.Red: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
RQ!Prof: Oh my god, is this expired?
RQ!Prof: *Takes another sip of milk*
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*RQ!Light and Sabre are texting*
Light: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste. NONE.
Sabre: I got spring water.
Light: NO!
Sabre: With EXTRA minerals!
Sabre: It’s like licking a stalagmite!
Light: DON’T COME HOME!
Sabre: Mmmmmm, cave water.
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Essence of The Memes
Fanfictionafter laughing at comments from both Minecraftia and Essence of the world I decided to make this. Won't only have memes from those two books its just mostly bout essence.
