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Sabre: *points at Error 422* that's my emotional support entity of questionable moral standing.
Citrine: Sabre what the f-
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Rue: Ah, Amy! Please take a seat.
Amethyst: *grabs a chair and leaves the room*
Rue: ...
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Shabre: I sense hostility.
Ruby: Good, because I hate you.
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Sabre: Are those birds honking outside the citadel?
M: Crows, a huge number of them are outside.
Sabre: They are here to take me
M: No!
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Happy: *learns forbidden knowledge on accident*
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A villain: And what are you going to do?
Misty: I'm going to kick your ankles in :3
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RQ! Dark: Your dad looks gnc af
M: YOU'RE INSANE!
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Sol: I missed you
Shabre: I missed you too
*They both reload their crossbows*
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Ruby: Origin, give me patience.
Nightmare: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Ruby: If Origin gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Peridot: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Citrine: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.
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Sage: I prevented a murder today.
Misty: Really? How'd you do that?
Sage: self control.
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Sol: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Nightmare: Go the fuck to sleep
Sol: What gif I don't want to?
Nightmare: Fuck You!
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Dark: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Time: You're a hazard to society
Sabre: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Dark: Okay!
Time: NO
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Lucas: I really like Eminem.
M: I prefer skittles.
Sabre: He is talking about the rapper.
Time: Why would he eat the wrapper?
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*Quest*
Sabre: Look at the buns on that guy!
Dark: *lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns*
Time: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny!
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Essence of The Memes
أدب الهواةafter laughing at comments from both Minecraftia and Essence of the world I decided to make this. Won't only have memes from those two books its just mostly bout essence.
