More incorrect quotes!
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*SAGA*
Lucas: let's say your on a train car barrelling down the track. In front of you are 5 peo-
Alex: this is the trolley problem, isn't it?
Lucas:
Lucas: yeah...
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SS! Prof. Red: Who hurt you?
Sabre: What, do you want a list?
SS! Prof. Red:... yes actually
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*RQ*
Time: Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger?
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*RQ*
Sabre: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Nightmare: Sabre no. (Would rather not fight an unhinged Sabre)
Sol: Mistlefoe.
Nightmare: Please stop encouraging him.
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*RQ Again (doesn't exactly happen just thought this was funny)*
Green Leader: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let's make ouw fiwst wittle incision
Random Green Steve: Dowcto, wewre loswing him!!!
Green Leader: Quick! Hand me the defibwiwatow!
Yellow Leader: please. Turn off my fucking life support
(That hurt to spell out)
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*Saga and Quest*
Alex: what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?
Sabre: *takes a notepad and takes notes whenever Green takes a note*
Sabre: *eats the paper at the end of the session much to Greens absolute horror*
SS! Prof.Red: this is why you're in therapy, Sabre...
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*Villain meet up again*
RQ! Nightmare: Why my hand shaky?
SS! Dark: your skeleton is ready to hatch.
RQ! Nightmare: This is so fucking ominous thank you.
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Shabre: Hey
Shabre:
Shabre: everyone's bones are wet
RQ! Faceless: why would you say this?
Shabre: no one said hi back.
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SS! Faceless: self care is chugging a Lava Lamp!
RQ! Hypno: No
SS! Faceless: gLug
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*Saga + my boy Origin*
[At the Alter]
Galaxy Steve: *Leans in for a kiss*
RQ! Origin: Her, not me! You Fool!
Alex: *face palms*
RQ! Origin: *whispering to Alex* you sure you want him?
Alex: *nodding* he's perfect.
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Sabre: I go to home Depot, I eat the tools
Lucas: Stop it
Sabre: crumch
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SS! Galaxy to Alex: cute date idea, we go to a botanical garden, you point out a flower and I immediately eat it.
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*RQ*
Light: you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?
Sabre: me after taking 17 benadryl and start seeing The First Curse.
Violet Leader: THE WHO?
Sabre: Oh, this is not a safe place suddenly.
(Prof. Red stares in absolute horror)
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Sabre: *begins breakdancing gently* Whats wrong son?
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M: Lab safety but the Professor just wants you to die!
Assistant: Number one, Drink whatever's in that beaker.
Sabre: He knows you want to!
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Lucas: she was poetry, but he couldn't read
Ryan: His name was Jarred he's nineteen
Shark: When his parents built a very strange machine
Sabre: watch the scene dig in the dancing queen
SS! Galaxy: Aaaay Macarena!
Assistant: Horrible job everyone
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YOU ARE READING
Essence of The Memes
Fanficafter laughing at comments from both Minecraftia and Essence of the world I decided to make this. Won't only have memes from those two books its just mostly bout essence.
