Essence of The Memes

#16

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Sabre, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with like a box full of knives one day?

Time: …

Time: What’s in the box?

Sabre: What woul-

Time: Sabre, what’s in the box?

Sabre: I think you know.

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Citrine: Watcha got there..?

Happy: *with a moobloom* A smoothie.

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Positive: Fight me!

Sol: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

*Later*

RR: Why is Sol crying?

Negative: My brother kicked him really hard on the ankle.

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Topaz: Amy, I think we have a problem.

Amy: What, the fire?

Topaz: No, the- wait, what fire?

Amy: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting. *Was the one who caused both problems*

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Sabre, standing over a body: This should be illegal.

Shabre: It is.

Sabre: Ah.

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Prof. Red: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together*

M: What are you making?

Prof. Red, clearly sleep deprived: A mistake.

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Jade: When do you usually go to sleep?

Sabre: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the creators.

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LC: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Zinnia: Nosy quivers before him!

LC: Fuck off!

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M: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

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Marigold: I love murder mysteries!

Sabre: I've been a suspect in multiple murder cases.

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Happy: I am going to need you to swear-

Loud: FUCK!

Happy:

Happy: ...swear as in promise.

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Elemental: Can we go to a haunted house?

Sage: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Elemental: Wh-what?

Sage: Goodnight, Ruler of the Elements.