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Happy: Fun Christmas ideas! Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to fight whoever else is under it!

Nosy: Mistlefoe!

Loud: SOMEONE'S HALLS ARE GETTING DECKED!

Nerdy: Wait No!

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RR: You were right.

Faceless: Called it.

Faceless: Wait what was I right about?

RR: ...

Faceless: What did you do?

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Happy: Good Vibes! Good Vibes!

Happy, underneath his breath: Everything is meaningless but we have to have a good time.

Happy, out loud: GOOD VIBES!

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M: You hate so many people

Ruby: Yeah, It's not that hard.

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Prof. Red: Yikes! See you tomorrow kiddo! Sleep well don't do drugs alone!

M: what?

Prof. Red: Always carry a switchblade and ibuprofen.

M: Yet again, What?

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A Guard: Are you a bad person?

Sabre: Depends on who you ask.

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Loud: HAPPY IS SO NICE!

Happy: False! I'm actually a ball of pure rage!

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Galaxy: I talk a lot huh?

Alex: Yes.

Galaxy: oh

Alex: But it's nice, I like hearing your thoughts.

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Topaz: I just burnt a hole in the citadel floor.

Citrine: You did what!?

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*The leaders before a meeting while waiting for Sabre and Light*

Peridot: ...

Peridot: I was held hostage once.

Citrine: Same actually.

Topaz: Huh, same.

Rue: Huh? Who held you guys hostage?

Citrine: Darkness.

Topaz: Faceless.

Peridot: Sabre and Rainbow before he was Rainbow.

The others: What!?

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Jade: When your friend is venting to you and you get angry on their behalf.

Time:

Time: he's therapissed now

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Nerdy: Why are you shouting!?

Loud: BECAUSE I CAN!!!

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Prof. Red: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

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Rue: It's my Origin given pansexual right to be dramatic.

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Time: How are we not dead?

Elemental: Spite

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Dread: Ha! Trapped you in the mind scape!

RR: Oh Hey, it's pretty cozy here.

Dread: *Deploys a creature*

RR: Aw Man!! What the fuck!! This Sucks!!

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Shabre: Hey long time no talk

Sabre: Lets keep it that way.

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Time: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Elemental, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Sabre: My child is completely fine.

M: Which one?

Sabre: I- I actually don't know. One of them has to be. Right?

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Jade: How has life been treating you lately?

Light: Horribly.

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Misty: Wake up! The sun is shining!

Sage: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?

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Sabre as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!

Sabre now: ... I can't wait for everyone to turn on me again...

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M: I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

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Soul: How in the world below are you still alive?

Sabre: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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Sage @ The Villains: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

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There we go :3 *I say as I likely start #19*

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