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*Quest*
Light: *using a communicator* Sabre where are you? The meeting has already started.
Sabre: *looking up at a Lepidodendron Tree, all while holding a communicator as well*
Sabre: Light- I think I messed up-
Light: What do you mean you messed up? What did you do?
Sabre: *glances at the tree again* Light, please ask Time to come get me- I think... I think I fell into some sort of rip in the fabric of time.
Light: You What?
Sabre: Is that a Dragon!?
Light: SABRE!?
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Happy: Road Trips with friends!!!
LC: We are literally on the run from the kingdom-
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Light: Hey Citrine! Can I borrow 5000 bucks?
Citrine: Why?
Light: For an escape room.
Citrine: What kind of escape room costs 5000 dollars?
Light: Jail-
Citrine: What-
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*Saga*
Alex: That's a bad idea.
Illusion: Mhmm
Alex: *sighs* I'm assuming you already did it.
Illusion: *nods as an explosion starts and fireworks are launched into the sky.*
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RQ! Prof. Red: How are you doing?
M: I'm not thinking about it...
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Sabre: Not to sound like a dr*gon but I do want your gold and I am going to lay on top of it in a pile inside a cave.
Dark: Why'd you censor dragon?
Sabre: The Red Steves may find it scary.
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Sabre: Lol, Guess What!
Sol: Bitch, With the way you live I have no fucking idea-
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Citrine: You should take a nap.
Light: Okay....
Citrine: I SAID A NAP NOT A COMA-
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*Quest*
Faceless: Dude!
Prof. Red: I'm busy right now. I just ate glass on accident.
Faceless: You. What???
Prof. Red: please leave me alone, I ate glass...
Faceless: .... I see now why that Green Steve is so tired....
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Reverse (Spark): I started seeing someone
SS! Dark: As in dating or hallucinations?
Reverse (Spark): *slowly looks towards SS! Dark* A therapist.
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Happy: Turn that frown, upside down!!!
Ruby: I will fucking end your life.
(Citrine standing behind him with a bomb in hand, and a shadow covering his eyes)
Ruby: Nevermind-
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Sol: *going off on another speech rant thingy*
Shabre, from within Sabre's mind: Kill Him-
Sabre: finally a thing me and you can agree on-
Shabre: Then burn his house down.
Sabre nodding: And Arson.
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Galaxy: Dam Girl! Are you a construction worker? Because you are building!
Alex: What?
Galaxy: *thumbs up*
Alex: ???
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Jade: On a scale from 1-10 how concerned should I be for your mental health?
Sabre: 4....
Sabre: Maybe 5
Jade: *stares*
Sabre: Okay, Maybe 100.
Jade: Oh Origin... you need an entire army of therapists, because I do not think that I am enough for whatever you've gone through-
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Shabre: Why has Origin abandoned us?
Sabre: He was never with you to begin with.
Shabre: Oh shit! You're right!
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*Quest*
(About Sabre)
Prof. Red: So hear me out! We Kidnap him!
M and Assistant: No
Ruby: Absolutely
M: WhaT?
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*Still Quest*
Prof. Red: Can we talk about fish?
Peridot: Sure! :D
Prof. Red: They think their better than me. :(
Peridot: Oh My! That's not nice! :(
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*Saga*
Galaxy: So- Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Void: What. Did. You. Do?
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Sage: Open Up!
Misty: What?
Misty: Oh! It all started when I was 6!
Sage: I meant the door- Are you okay?
Misty: Are you?
Sage: Touche
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YOU ARE READING
Essence of The Memes
Fanfictionafter laughing at comments from both Minecraftia and Essence of the world I decided to make this. Won't only have memes from those two books its just mostly bout essence.
