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Pepper, a clueless cowboy: Yeehuh?

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Ruby: Scared of people leaving you?

Ruby: Leave them first.

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Sabre: I'm not interested in glory through combat anymore. I do not want to be a part of all that.

Sabre: On the battlefield again-

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*Saga members + a leader*

Galaxy: Shawty got them problematic jeans.

Rain: Boots with the erm-

Peridot: What are you talking about???

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Sage: the public is not for me.

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Goggles: Life... Is an egg.

M: Explain?

Goggles, looks directly at Sabre: Has chickens in it sometimes.

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Light: 'why do you want this job?'

Light: I literally don't want it anymore.

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Happy: Guess we can't isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys.

Nerdy: Ignite it is then.

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Marigold: I'm done being baby, I want power.

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Galaxy: how to pick up girls? Give them leaf!

Alex: As the girl their talking about, that's true.

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Citrine: Do you have a hobby?

Goggles: Self destruction

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Light: Fuck it we Ball (heavily sleep deprived, dehydrated, and on the verge of breaking down.)

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M: *Takes his traumas out of his pocket one by one and sets them gently on a counter like he's showing off a rock collection*

A baker Steve: This is a bakery

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Amethyst: "You're so resilient!"

Amethyst: Thanks! My options were that or being corrupted.

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Nosy: "ngl" implies that there are times when you're gl.

Nerdy: gl! I'm gonna be fucking false with you bestie.

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Sabre: Sorry I'm late, I was insulting the gods with a staggering display of hubris.

Sapphire: WHAT!!?

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Sabre: How do I stop dying? How do I break the cycle?

Sabre: HOW DO I BREAK THE CYCLE OF DEATH!?

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Citrine: You okay?

Light: I feel great! Haven't slept in 73 hours and am entirely unaffected.

Citrine: ... Right?

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RR: My reasons for doing things, Spite and the aesthetic.

RR: I lied there's a third thing.

RR: Attention :D

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Sage, to Misty: Girl you are killing it. Girl I don't think it's moving anymore! GIRL YOU CAN STOP BITING IT!

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Nerdy: Oh you like history too? Then name everything that's happened.

Goggles: I don't want to so bleh.

Nerdy: >:(

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Zinnia: I'm still alive because the narrative still needs me.

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RQ!Origin @ SS! Origin: I'm going to obliterate you.

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Sabre: *gets sad and has an emotional breakdown*

Sabre, ten minutes later: Lol, that was lame am I right?

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LC: Snail but with no shell

Nosy: Oh, Those is them uhhhh Slurms

Nerdy: WHAT!?

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The leaders talking (arguing)

In the distance and very loudly: YEEHAW!

Citrine: *slams head onto table*

Topaz: *chokes on a laugh*

Also in the distance: LOUD SHUT UP! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SNEAKY!

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Nerdy: Not wearing glasses anymore, I've seen enough.

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LC: I'm a nice person but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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