(Me ↑ when drama and lore start)
[also *takes the context and tosses it* that, was spoilers, you don't get to see that, yet]
{⚠️Cusswords ahead!⚠️}
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(At Sabres house in the Rainbow Quest Dimension)
*The squad is having dinner together*
Light: Time, can you pass the salt?
Time: *Throws Elemental across the table*
Light:Too much Salt!
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Sabre: Hey Orange Leader
Orange Leader: Yes?
Sabre: Can a steve breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Orange Leader:
Orange Leader: Where's Light?
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SS!Nightmare: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Sabre: Oh, I'm always running
Sabre: The question is from what
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Ryan: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Sabre: The car takes a screenshot.
Lucas: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Sabre: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
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SS! Elemental: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
RQ! Elemental: I boiled gatorade, is that not like tea? (purposely did this to spite his counterpart)
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Therapist Green: Violence isn't the answer.
Sabre: You're right.
T.Green: *sighs in relief*
Sabre: Violence is the question.
T.Green: What?
Sabre, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
T.Green, running after him: NO-
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Sabre: Croissants: dropped
Lucas: Road: works ahead
Ryan: BBQ sauce: on my titties
RQ! Time: Shavacado: fre
RQ! Dark: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Assistant:
Assistant: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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RQ!Dark: There's only one thing worse than a corruption*yanks off a piece of paper*
SS!Void, deadpanned: Sabre
RQ!Dark: No!
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Alex: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Yellow Leader:
Alex: Vroom vroom, come out already and fight me like a Steve!
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(At Alex's and SS!Galaxy's wedding)
Alex: What the hell were you thinking!?
RQ! Origin: I heard releasing birds at a wedding is romantic!
Alex: You released OSTRICHES!
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SS! Origin: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.
SS!Origin: I will not yield.
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RQ!Time, when Sabre walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.
RQ!Time: *accidentally smacks RQ! Elemental in the face with the baking sheet*
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Shabre: I've been here in jail so long I think I've lost my mind.
Shabre: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Shabre: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
SS!Void: This is Monopoly.
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Orange Leader: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Both Lights in unison: They do.
Orange Leader: ...Why did you two say that with such certainty?
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Shabre: *writing a letter*
Shabre: Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know I've been naughty...
And it was worth it you fat, judgemental bastard.
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SS!Rainbow: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Sabre, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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Sabre: *falls down the stairs*
SS! Nightmare: Are you okay?
Alex: Stop falling down the stairs!
Assistant: How'd the ground taste?
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Shabre: Welcome to my room. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
SS!Nightmare: Uh, this isn't really tilted. Or a tower.
Shabre: Well you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here because I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.
SS!Nightmare: I'd like to be in the Friendzone! I like friends!
Shabre: It's not as pleasant as you think. They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women; But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.
SS!Nightmare: I'm not a gamer! so maybe they'll respect me!
Shabre: That just makes you a beta cuck.
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Sabre: *watching his house burn down*
Sabre:
Sabre: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Sabre: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
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SS!Prof.Red: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
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RQ!Dark: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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Essence of The Memes
Fanficafter laughing at comments from both Minecraftia and Essence of the world I decided to make this. Won't only have memes from those two books its just mostly bout essence.
