South Park x Reader (ONESHOTS)

Kyle Broflovski x Reader

Oh, bite me, Broflovski

Ages of Characters:

Once again, too many characters to name but the boys are all 16, but you along with your twin sister, Rachel, are 17
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Y/n's POV:

"Mom, why are you dragging us All the way into the mountains??" My sister asked as she looked out the window of the car.

"Yeah mom, turn the heater on." I complained as I attempted to reach for the heat setting from the back seat. Though mom just lightly slapped my hand.

"Girls, stop. I told you why we're here before we left." She answered as we began to slow down. "We're here to see your cousin. It's been almost 8 years since you last saw him."

"Yeah, with good reason too..." I muttered, thinking back to why we never came back here. I shook my head, not wanting to ruin my mood even more than this trip already has and glanced out the window, only to find we had parked outside our cousin's house.

I watched the as the door opened and his mom walked out. She waved at us.

"Come on, girls. Let's go say hi." Mom chirped as she got out the car. Rachel did too but I stayed put.

I didn't wanna be caught Dead talking to them again... But, mom obviously had other ideas and she knocked on the window I was closest to. I let out a groan and got out the car too, instantly regretting it.

"Fuck me, it's freezing!" I cried as I instantly began to shiver.

"Mom did say to wrap up warm, you know." I heard Rachel quip as she rolled my suitcase over. I rolled my eyes.

"Oh, Elizabeth!" I heard our aunt beam as she rushed over to engulf our mom in a hug. I heard mom chuckle as she hugged her back.

"Hello Linda."

"It has been Far too long! How've you been??" Aunt Linda asked as she let mom go and I tuned out the conversation.

"Sooo, do you think we'll see the guys again?" I heard my sister ask as she placed a beanie on my head. It was kinda matching, kinda not.

You see, my sister is a huge fan of the K-pop industry and always keeps up with the lastest trends. The current trend? Loverboy beanies. I won't like, they're fucking adorable.

My personal fave is the Kimera one, you get the cat like ears, the bunny like ears and some mohawk like horns going down the middle so it's a bit of everything! My sister though loves the cat ears, since one of her fave members from a group she likes wears one.

Though they're very expensive. It took her almost a year to save up for one, yet she bought one for me too!

"I hope not. They all piss me off." I answered as she adjusted my hat accordingly. She let out a soft sigh.

"Seriously? Y/n, it's been years. You can't still hate them." He reasoned but I just shrugged at her.

"I don't care. They're all fucking annoying."

"Okay girls-"

"My, haven't you grown!" Aunt Linda cut is as she looked at us. "You're both so beautiful! And those hats are adorable!"

"Thanks aunt Linda~!" Rachel beamed while I just rolled my eyes.

"As I was saying," Mom butt back in, side eying her sister. "Butters and his dad are out at the moment, so Linda will show you to your room." She told us and we both nodded. I grabbed my suitcase handle and began to follow aunt Linda inside.