South Park x Reader (ONESHOTS)

Kenny McCormick x Reader

Pinch me

Ages of Characters:

Everyone mentioned is 15 in the mini memories, going on 16/17 in reality. The eldest of them all is our curly haired goth, Michael.

Okay, so this oneshot it gonna be a tad bit different since it is loosely based off of some events that has happened to me back in 2017-2019.

Those 2 years were some of the best and worst of my life. I made friends, I lost friends and that is the time span of my first ever relationship.

Obviously, I'm tweaking parts of it since it's only a oneshot, but everything in paragraphs 2-5 near the start are 100% true.

So, without further adue, I hope you enjoy ^^
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Author's POV:

It was Summer in the town of South Park, meaning kids were out of school. Our dear protagonist and her friends had just finished off their end of school exams and were preparing to go off on their own paths.

(Okay, don't bash me here. I'm British and have no idea how American school works. But for all you Americans reading, in the UK, we have Primary school (ages 3, 4 or 5 - 10) Secondary school (ages 11 - 16) and then we all go off to college or Uni or whatever up until we turn 18 unless we get a job. Which is what I did at 16 after dropping out and I regret it Immensely. STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS!!)

Now, I won't lie, your time in school was Dreadful. You were you were hormonal because of puberty and you just felt like you didn't fit in At All. No matter what you tried, everyone just made you out to be a weirdo.

Wore a hoodie and leggings like all the other girls do? Weird. Always snapped and stood up for yourself at people who annoyed you like other people do? Mean. Posted a selfie to Instagram like literally Every Other Fucking person!?! Picked on. The list goes on...

And stuff like this made you isolate yourself. You became a shut in. You rarely went outside unless it was necessary nor did you ever hang out with friends, mainly because they never invited you, But I digress.

You had a best friend. Key word being Had. You were friends ever since you were practically babies, you grew up together. But, times change. She found someone better and you two drifted, and by the end of the whole experience, you were left with an entirely new friend group! Everyone calls then 'Stan's gang' but you didn't care. You had friends and that's all you were thankful about.

Wendy was your new best friend, considering she was the only other girl in the group, you two got along very well! Especially since you'd seen her around and she seemed like a lovely person, it wasn't until you guys were in Drama/Performing Arts project together that you actually began talking. She asked you what you were doing at lunch and that if you'd want to hang out with her and her friend group, and that's how you met them.

You found out Stan was Wendy's boyfriend, and they have been together for almost 5 years! Can you believe it?? 5 fucking years! You admired their relationship deeply, hoping to get one of your own someday.

But with Stan and Wendy, came Kyle, Cartman and Kenny with the occasional Butters and Bebe. But Butters stopped coming around after getting into an argument with Cartman. And Bebe just likes the other girls more. I wonder where Butters is nowadays...

Anyway, Kyle is Stan's SBF, which you later learnt stood for 'Super Best Friend'. You honestly found it adorable. Kinda reminded you of your old friend, but you knew you needed to get over her.

Now, Cartman is a bit of a funny one. Although he was really fucking racist and shit towards anyone but himself, you couldn't help but laugh at some of the tamer jokes, like; 'Dude, how the fuck did you Not see me??' Or just other stuff about his weight. Which was really ironic since he had ago at other s for making fun of it. I don't know, it's Cartman.