A Whole New World (a Hetalia Fan Fiction) (DISCONTINUED)

Cards Against Hetalia (Part 1)

As I said before, the next few chapters may have a bit of swearing in them. Just be prepared for it.

(China's Point of View)

We were all sitting quietly until Avery and America broke the silence with their laughter. "So, did she find one?" Canada asked. America held a black box and nodded, his face red either from embarrassment or from laughing so hard. "You've got to be kidding me," England sighed, shaking his head. "Come on, Iggy," America exclaimed. "Don't be so uptight!" "I'm not uptight!" he retaliated. "Uh, I've only been here for 6 hours, if that, and even I think you're uptight," Avery muttered. "Zis is going to be fun!" Prussia exclaimed. "Only someone as awesome as me can figure zat out!" "Oh, fine," England surrendered. "Just don't make this too crazy." "What exactly do you mean by 'too crazy?'" Avery smiled. "That doesn't exist in Cards Against Humanity," "Ohhonhonhonhon, mon cheri is right, you know?" France agreed.

"Have you played this one before, aru?" I asked. "You bet!" Avery chimed. "It's my favorite!" Russia tried his hardest to contain his laughter. "Who vill be ze first Card Czar?" Germany asked. "I'll do it, I'm the hero!" America boasted. "No way, aru!" I pouted. "I'm the oldest, so I go first, aru!" "In your dreams, chica!" Spain exclaimed. "I am the Card Czar!" "You realize I'm a guy, right aru?" I asked. "Si," he replied. "I just don't care." "Will you idiots stop fighting, for once?" England shouted. "Why don't you let Avery have the honor of being tonight's first Card Czar?" We agreed. This party was to welcome her, after all.

(Avery's Point of View)

Everyone gave me a weird glance, and I felt dizzy yet again. I returned the weird glances, and agreed to be the first Card Czar. Everyone was in the room except for Sealand, Liechtenstein, and Switzerland. Sealand and Liechtenstein were too young, and Switzerland insisted on watching them. "Make sure you each have ten cards," I said, handing out cards. I can't believe I'm actually going to play a real game, I thought, happily. I can't wait to hear them laugh their asses off.

When everyone received their ten cards, I drew the first black card. It read: When you get right down to it, ______ is just ______.

I had already heard at least three "You've got to be kidding me's," five "I don't have any good cards for this's," two or three "Oh my god, I have the best cards ever's!" and four "I'm just gonna burn some cards here's." There were at least twelve pairs of cards I had to read. I ended up laughing my ass off at a few of them. I read the winner's cards in the sentence. "When you get right down to it," I began, trying to contain my laughter. "An unhinged Ferris wheel rolling towards the sea is just a windmill full of corpses. Whoever had that just won an Awesome point." "That would be mine, aru," China replied. "Vhat?!" Prussia squawked. "Jou don't choose zhe one zat I, ze awesome Prussia, put down?!"

"Wow, dude," America teased. "You have a way darker mind than I thought!" "Don't worry, Prussia," I said, hoping to calm the narcissist down. "You're still awesome." "Damn right!" he boasted. His outburst made everyone laugh their asses off. Even England, who hated this game and Prussia, chuckled. I ccould honestly say that this was the best day of my life.