A Whole New World (a Hetalia Fan Fiction) (DISCONTINUED)

Boredom Blues and My Best Friend's Brother (Part Two)

(Avery's Point of View)

   Out of sheer boredom, I decided to text Matthew, my boyfr-, I mean, friend. I tried to hold my phone while laying on my back without dropping it on my face. I lazily typed our conversation starter, or so I thought it was: "What's up, bro?" I laughed as I thought instantly of Alfred while sending the message. Seconds later, my phone started to go into full Joker mode, as my notification tone as the Joker's maniacal laugh started its never-ending cycle of creepiness in my head. I regret getting that ringtone, but I paid three bucks for it, so I'm not getting rid of it anytime soon. I picked up my phone to see that Matthew had texted me back: "Not much. How about you?"

   I grinned and typed back: "Not much." I set my phone on vibrate so I didn't give myself any nightmares that night. I tried to sit up so I could read more fanfiction, but after the last one I tried to read, which had multiple grammar errors and simple spelling mistakes, I didn't want to give myself another headache. Suddenly, I felt my phone vibrate in my hand. I quickly went to my messages and saw that Matthew had texted back: "Bored out of your mind, huh?" I could feel my eyes widen, and I wondered if I had a huge red '?!' over my head. How could he possibly know that?  I wondered. I shrugged and replied: "How did you know, smarty-pants?" I giggled as he replied with: "Look out your window. ;)" 

   I growled at myself when I forced myself off my bed. I did not want to stand up at the moment, but I'd do it if it was for Matthew's sake. I opened my black curtains and the sliding door to my own little balcony (I was in Sweden's old room at that time, he'd built that thing himself.), and stepped out to meet the freezing February air. I looked down and saw nothing. I shrugged and let out a disappointed sigh. But, just as I was about to step inside, I felt two hands barely touching my shoulders as a voice shouted, "Boo!" I clutched my chest as if I just had a heart attack, and turned around to see Matthew laughing his ass off. "Damn it, Matthew!" I pouted, trying to stifle my giggles. "That wasn't funny!" "It was kinda funny," he chuckled, starting to pull himself together.

   "Why were you stalking me?" I asked, my hands resting on my hips. "I had nothing better to do," he smirked. "You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that," I teased. At that moment, he wrapped both of his arms possessively around my waist and lifted me off the ground. I let out a gasp and shouted, "Mattie! Put me down!" "Let's go inside," he chuckled, ignoring my pleas. "The last thing I want is for you to catch a cold." With that, he slung me over his shoulder (Damn, he was stronger than Alfred!) and we both went inside. 

******(Time skip, brought to you by Matthew's curl)******

   Matthew and I then decided to go downstairs, thinking that my brothers were home. I held onto a rail with on hand and took his hand with the other. "I don't want to fall down the stairs again," I explained to him as he nodded, which turned into chuckles. "Again, eh?" he asked, trying to contain himself. "Blame Norge's damn trolls," I sighed. "They keep tripping me on the stairs." "Sure," Matthew smirked sarcastically. I rolled my eyes at this, and giggled a bit as we continued down the stairs. 

   Thankfully, Norway's trolls weren't around, so neither Matthew nor I tripped on the stairs. "Wanna do something that'll piss your brothers off?" he asked with a smirk. "You know I do, Mattie," I replied as our lips collided into each other. We then sank to the floor as the kiss got more passionate, turning just a simple peck on the lips into a full-blown make-out session. Our fun was tragically cut short when Lukas and Matthias started swearing at each other. "I told you, you damn Dane!" Lukas shouted. "We can't just leave Tino alone with our younger siblings, he'd get stressed out and our house would end up smelling like the Pillsbury Dough-boy's asshole for a whole month." I giggled as Matthew and I continued sucking faces. I've heard Lukas swear before, but never like that, so it was hilarious to me. "At least the house smells nice now," Matthias replied optimistically. "Tino should be stressed more of-WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!" I gently pushed Matthew's chest to let him know to get off of me. He pouted until he realized that Matthias, Lukas, Tino, Berwald, and Emil were right in front of us. 

   "I just cleaned that area!" Emil whined. "Well, quit your whining and clean it again, Fridge Fucker!" I tried not to laugh at the nickname I came up for him after catching him "making out (ohonhonhonhon...)" with an icebox in his room. "Stop calling me that!" he complained. "NEVER!!!" I shouted, turning to the snickering Canadian. "I caught Emil doing it with an icebox a few nights ago," I explained to Matthew, whose face put China's flag to shame. "Okay, then," he laughed. "I did not have sex with that fridge!" Emil pouted. "Iceland and Icebox, sitting in a tree!" I chanted immaturely as Lukas rolled his eyes and Matthias smirked, getting an idea. "F-U-C-K-" I was cut off when Matthias covered my mouth with his hand. I tried to lick it, but realized he was just at a bar, so I had few options. Berwald and Tino had already left the scene, Lukas probably wouldn't help me, and Emil DEFINITELY wouldn't help me, so Matthew was my only hope. I tried to remove my brother's hand from my mouth, but every time I tried, he would try to tickle me until I was laughing too hard to try again. I was finally saved by Matthew, who then shouted, "-I-N-G!"

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Hey, dudes! No, I did not disappear off the face of the earth. I was just so uninspired for this book, that I needed to take a break from it for a little while. Before I sign off for now, I want your opinion on something that might be in this book in the future. Should I include the Nyo!Talia girls? If so, how should I introduce them into the story? I have a few ideas on that, but I want your opinions! That's all for now, have a good one! ;)