A Whole New World (a Hetalia Fan Fiction) (DISCONTINUED)

Condolences (Part 3)

(Avery's Point of View)

I got bored after the BTT left, so I decided to text Caroline. I laid backwards on my bed, and felt something. It was Spain's shirt. Beep beep. My phone vibrated as I was holding it.

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah."

"How's it going?"

"You remember me telling you about those three perverts?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Well... let's just say, oh, how do I put this?"

"Please don't tell me you lost your virginity?"

"No! That's not what happened!"

"I was only fucking around, idiot."

"Sure.... Anyway, I'll send the video."

"Okay :)"

I was about to send the video until a blushing BTT opened the door. "We left our shirts here, didn't we, chica?" Spain asked. I nodded, and handed them back. "Vest vasn't too happy vith me," Prussia chuckled. "I can't imagine why," I replied sarcastically. They put their shirts back on and left. Caroline had texted me again with her response:

"OMFG, I can't stop laughing! Why would you send me that?"

"You asked for it."

"I did not ask for you to send me a video of three hot dudes dancing and taking off their shirts in the process."

"Maybe they thought they were gonna get some."

"STFU"

"Never!!!! >:)"

"I hate you."

"Love you too, boo! ;)"

I heard another knock at my door. Finally, my Earl Grey! I smiled. I decided to tease England a bit, and said, "Who goes there?" "Um...." a voice began. Not England, shit! "Why are you such a dork?" Denmark. "Shut the hell up already!" I heard Norway shout. "It's us, Charlie," Finland teased. The Nordics. "Let's go to Candy Mountain, Charlie!" Iceland grinned, chewing on a piece of licorice. "Yeah!" Finland agreed. "Candy Mountain rules!" "H-How high are you right now?" I asked, terrified. "Shun the non-believer!" Denmark shouted, pointing at me. "SHUN!" the others screamed. "What the hell is going on?" I wondered aloud. "Don't tell me that you have no idea about Charlie the Unicorn!" Sweden replied. "What?" I asked. "Sit down," Norway instructed. "You are gonna learn today!" Sealand chimed. I didn't notice his at first, but he was hiding behind Denmark, holding two Lego bricks. "About Charlie!"

Finland handed me his phone, which was on YouTube. The video was only a few minutes long, and during those few minutes, I couldn't stop laughing. "Do you believe now, Charlie?" Sealand asked. "I believe in Candy Mountain, Charlie!" I laughed, faking one of the unicorns' voices. "What the bloody hell are you doing?" England asked, scaring the shit out of us. "I learned about Candy Mountain, Charlie!" I replied, as he stared at me and set my tea on my nightstand. "Not you, too," he sighed, leaving. "You guys are awesome, you know that?" I smiled. They blushed, and replied, "Thank you." Iceland handed me a piece of licorice, and I felt my face turn red. "We're sorry about your father, AJ," Finland said, hugging me. "Yeah," Denmark agreed. "It wouldn't be awesome of me to not make sure you were okay." "Maybe we could pull pranks on the other countries sometime?" Sealand grinned. "Sounds great!" I beamed.

Another stupid chapter that I might redo. Anyway, for those of you who don't know, Charlie the Unicorn is a four-video series on YouTube. I highly recommend that you watch it.

Iggy: Please don't....

Me: Shun the non-believer!

Alfred: SHUN!!!!!

Peter: SHUN!!!!!

Charlie: I'm with caterpillars....

Iggy: Don't call me that, you twit!

Me: He's our guest, you moron!

Iggy: So?

Me: So, shut your face, and be nice! Charlie, be more optimistic! :D

Charlie: No.

Me: Fine.

-Author-Chan, 'Murica, Iggy, SEALAND!!!, and special guest Charlie the Unicorn.