*Superman theme plays in the distance* Hey guys! This unfortunately is not a new chapter, however, I do hope to update sometime today. I know some of you are asking, Why are you posting then, Author-Chan? I am "updating" for two reasons: 1. Yes, my real name is Elizabeth. Yes, I absolutely had to break the fourth wall in the previous chapter. Yes, I will most likely do it again. No, I don't give a damn if you think I'm weird. 2. Happy July 4th my fellow Americans, and happy birthday Alfred! ;)
Peter: Happy Birthday America!
Artie: Yeah, happy birthday, Alfred.... *goes into emo corner*
Francis: Ohhonhonhon, don't mind Angleterre.... *tries to comfort him*
Artie: Get away from me, you bloody frog!
Francis: If you insist.... *winks*
Me: Anyway, you ready, Peter?
Peter: For what, oh. Yeah!
Me: Good. Roderich, give me a key!
Roderich: Fine. *plays C note*
Me: *sings like a lunatic* (I'm a much better singer than this, trust me.) I don't know what I've been told! Someone here is getting old!
Peter: *also singing like a lunatic* Good news is, dessert is free! Bad news is we sing off-key!
Peter and I: Happy Birthday, to you!
Alfred: Uh... thank you?
Me: No problem! If anyone gets that reference, I'll follow you!
Matthew: I don't think they will....
Me: Don't be so negative, Mattie!
Artie: You are going to redo his gift, right?
Me: Yeah... *sighs*
Francis: Don't fret, mon cherie. You and I can write our own songs! *winks*
Me: I'll take shit that's never gonna happen for 500, Alex. Besides, even if I was gonna do that, which I'm not, you'll have to wait another 10 days!
Francis: I can wait 1,000 years for you, mon petite fleur.
Everyone except for me and Francis: Oh, hell no!
Me: Until next time, dudes and dudettes! ;)
-Author-Chan and Hetalia :D
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A Whole New World (a Hetalia Fan Fiction) (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction16-year-old Avery Whittaker is a socially awkward, depressed girl. When her best friend Caroline invites her to her sweet 16th birthday party, she falls in a hole that leads her to a whole new world. All of the countries are in the form of people. A...
