Winter: God, give me patience.
Qibli: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Winter: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Winter: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Qibli, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Winter:
Winter: fsh
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Winter, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Qibli: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Qibli: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Winter, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Qibli: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Qibli: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Winter, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
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Winter: How many kids do you have?
Qibli: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Winter: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Qibli: You mean literally or figuratively?
Winter: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify..
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Wings of fire Incorrect quotes
فكاهةJust some fun incorrect quotes that might include Qinter or Kinkawatcher but no promises. There will be swearing
