Part 6

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Winter: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Qibli: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Winter: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Winter: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Winter and Qibli, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Kinkajou: Our turn, moon! One, two, three- vanilla!

moon, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Qibli: Goodnight moon.

Qibli: Goodnight tree.

Qibli: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

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Winter, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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Winter: Listen, I can explain...

Moon: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?

Qibli: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!

Kinkajou: You guys are getting paid?

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Qibli: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Kinkajou: What?

Moon: That you're a child.

Winter: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

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Moon: Can I be frank with you guys?

Qibli: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.

Kinkajou: Can I still be Kinkajou?

Winter: Shh, let Frank speak.

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